03/20/2026
Oh the pipes! Oh the plans! Oh the twists in the way!
We thought we’d be opening… well, maybe yesterday (okay 😅).
But alas! There are mountains — not small ones, you see —
Of dirt piled up high where our plumbing should be!
The drills go brrr, and the trenches go deep,
While timelines we promised have taken a leap.
The water’s not flowing, the ground’s in a fuss,
And the mud seems to giggle and whisper, “Not yet, not for us!”
So we climb and we dig and we wiggle and wait,
While crews work their magic (they’re doing just great!).
It’s all part of building something brand new —
A space that’s worth waiting (we promise, it’s true!).
So hang tight, dear friends, we’re almost there,
Just a few more weeks ‘til we open with flair!
We can’t wait to welcome you through the door…
Once we conquer these dirt mountains (and maybe a few more)! 💪
