Dr. Ken Butler B.Sc., D.C.

Dr. Ken Butler B.Sc., D.C. I am a chiropractor. My practice is in Pincher Creek, Alberta. I look forward to meeting you and helping you with your health goals.

02/27/2026

MAR 2026 PART TWO
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Did you celebrate the three days when the man is always

right. That would be the 29th, 30th and 31st February

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A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks,

“I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

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What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals? Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes.
***

“Swimming is good for you, especially if you’re drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular

workout, but you also don’t die.”

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What’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

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"My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story."

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"I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor."

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"Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and

I lost my job as a bus driver."

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"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was

the most violent book he’d ever read."

***

Priest: “Do you have any last requests?” Murderer sitting in the electric chair:

“Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”

***

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut

me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a

talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.”
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"As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding

career as a tour guide was not the right choice."

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"My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?"

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"I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."

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"I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled,

“I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person."

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"My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody

does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow."

***

What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea.

You’re running but can’t remember where.

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“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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02/27/2026

MARCH 2026 NEWS LETTER
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February has gone away. Here it got blown away. March is here and I like to pinch people who

forget to wear something green. I recently read that men are right the last 3 days of February.

I hope that snow removal has not been too stressful. Before too long you will

need to prep for Spring yard work. Lots of stretching and bending will help your body for Spring

activities. I am ready and willing to help with those body aches and strains.
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NOW is a good time to tune up the body with Chiropractic care.
Dr. Ken
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Most US Adults Have Hearts Older Than Their Actual Age

Your heart could be older than you think. Even if you feel fine, hidden wear and tear inside your

cardiovascular system often builds long before symptoms surface. When that happens, the risks of heart

disease, stroke, and early death rise sharply, leaving many people unaware until serious problems develop.

The early warning signs often look like everyday issues — blood pressure creeping up, weight that’s

harder to manage, fatigue that lingers, or blood sugar that becomes harder to control.

The burden of early heart aging doesn’t fall evenly. People with lower income, less education, or from

racial and ethnic minority groups face some of the steepest gaps between biological heart age and their

actual years of life.

How to Rewind Your Heart Age and Restore Energy at the

Cellular Level You don’t have to accept an older heart age as your destiny. When your mitochondria,

the energy factories in your body, are overloaded by toxic fats and modern habits, your heart wears out

faster than it should.

1. Eliminate linoleic acid (LA) from your diet

2. Eat enough healthy carbs every day

3. Walk at least an hour each day

4. Get daily sunlight, but avoid peak hours until you cut vegetable oils

5. Test for insulin resistance with HOMA-IR The HOMA-IR formula is as follows:

HOMA-IR = (Fasting Glucose x Fasting Insulin) / 405, where

• Fasting glucose is measured in mg/dL

• Fasting insulin is measured in μIU/mL (microinternational units per milliliter)

• 405 is a constant that normalizes the values

If you’re using mmol/L for glucose instead of mg/dL, the formula changes slightly:

HOMA-IR = (Fasting Glucose x Fasting Insulin) / 22.5, where

• Fasting glucose is measured in mmol/L

• Fasting insulin is measured in μIU/mL

• 22.5 is the normalizing factor for this unit of measurement

Anything below 1.0 is considered a healthy HOMA-IR score.

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New Thinker:

Q: If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same.

What number is this?

Solution to last thinker:

Q: I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
Answer: A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.

02/27/2026

FEB 2026 PART TWO
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3. Thinker
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New Thinker:

Q: If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same.

What number is this?

Solution to last thinker:

Q: I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
Answer: A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.

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4. Jokes / Quotes
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Did you celebrate the three days when the man is always

right. That would be the 29th, 30th and 31st February

***

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks,

“I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

***

What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals? Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes.
***

“Swimming is good for you, especially if you’re drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular

workout, but you also don’t die.”

***

What’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

***

"My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story."

***

"I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor."

***

"Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and

I lost my job as a bus driver."

***

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was

the most violent book he’d ever read."

***

Priest: “Do you have any last requests?” Murderer sitting in the electric chair:

“Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”

***

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut

me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a

talking tree, but you will dialogue."

***

Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.”
***

"As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding

career as a tour guide was not the right choice."

***

"My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?"

***

"I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."

***

"I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled,

“I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person."

***

"My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody

does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow."

***

What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea.

You’re running but can’t remember where.

***

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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01/30/2026

feb 2026
FEBRUARY 2026 NEWS LETTER
VOLUME 28 NUMBER 02
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February the month of hearts. Hopefully you have several people in your life to give valentines
to and even more to get valentines from. This simple giving and receiving is good for your health.

Happy Valentine Day to you. I am ready to help with any of your health needs or health concerns.
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Good health isn't expensive. It is PRICELESS.

NOW is a good time to tune up the body with Chiropractic care.
Dr. Ken
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Venting Makes Anger Worse To Quell Anger, Do This Instead
You have probably heard that letting off steam by hitting a punching bag or going for a run helps
you cool down when you're angry. But recent evidence says otherwise. While anger is a normal
emotion, it becomes a serious threat to your health and relationships when you don't have the
tools to calm it down.
Calming Down Is Better than Blowing Off Steam
Only calming, arousal-reducing activities consistently helped.
Anger dropped significantly in those who practiced calming techniques
Anger, hostility and aggression all improved with calming interventions

Time didn't reduce the effectiveness of calming methods So, if you're pressed for time,
even short sessions make a difference, as long as they help you slow down rather than rev up.
Meditation and Mindfulness Deliver the Strongest Benefits
Meditation delivered the strongest results, followed by mindfulness, relaxation and yoga.
Combining cognitive and calming strategies produced stronger results
Arousal-increasing activities failed to reduce anger and even made it worse
Jogging may increase anger by fueling frustration

Relaxing techniques lower heart rate and engage the parasympathetic nervous system
Mindfulness increases self-awareness and emotional control Mindfulness â
intentionally paying attention to the present moment activates parts of your brain that help
regulate emotion.
Use Relaxation to Interrupt the Anger Loop
1. Shift from reaction to awareness with mindfulness

Try to observe your breath or sensations for five minutes a day.

2. Use intentional breathing to lower your internal pressure Instead of taking deep, vertical
breaths that trigger the stress response, practice horizontal breathing. This means expanding
your rib cage sideways rather than lifting your chest upward. Horizontal breathing promotes relaxation.
3. Try meditation to retrain your stress response Meditation is a valuable long-term strategy.
4. Use movement wisely to release not increase tension
5. Practice regular relaxation before the anger hits 
FAQs About Anger
Q : How does anger affect my health if I don't deal with it properly?
A: Uncontrolled anger activates your fight-or-flight stress response, which raises your heart rate,
blood pressure and adrenaline.

Q: Is venting or blowing off steam actually helpful for anger?
A: No. Contrary to popular belief, venting makes anger worse.

Q: What's the most effective way to calm down when I'm angry?
A: The most effective approach is to calm your body through relaxation techniques like intentional breathing, meditation and mindfulness.

Q: What type of exercise helps with anger control?
A: Low-arousal movement like yoga, walking or stretching is ideal.

Q: How often should I practice these techniques to see results?
A: Daily practice is key. Even five to 10 minutes of mindfulness or relaxation each day helps
lower your baseline stress.
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01/30/2026

part two feb 2026
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3. Thinker
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New Thinker:
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

Solution to last thinker:

Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who
is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed.
What is in the dead man's backpack? Answer: A parachute.

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Why are dads bad detectives? Because they only find the evidence after the crime has been committed.
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What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
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Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
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What do you have when both your son and daughter text you to lend them $100 each?
You have $200 and two unread messages on your cell phone!
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A good friend can finish your sentences a best friend will do the same,
but make it sound 10 times dirtier
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The first rule of the Alzheimer's club is¦ Wait, where are we again?
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know and don't care.
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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right by you.

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I wish more people were fluent IN SILENCE.

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I'm going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words!

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What do you call a hippie's wife? MISSISSIPPI

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I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.
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I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies" by Robin Banks

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Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.
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When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf.

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If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.
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12/02/2025

DECEMBER 2025 NEWS LETTER
VOLUME 27 NUMBER 12
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AWE, the year is almost over. Our activities have changed and the need to stretch is more
important with colder temperatures. As you start to think of new year resolutions consider this
information I recently encountered. 65 % of 65 year old are taking 5 plus prescription drugs,
26 % of older people are taking 10 plus prescription drugs and 40 % of 85 year olds are taking
10 plus prescription drugs. Good advice is to work with your pharmacist and doctor to see
which ones are for your problems and which ones are for treating side effect of your
medications. Decreasing drugs should help you be healthier. I am ready to help with you
health goals and any injuries.
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Good health isn't expensive. It is PRICELESS.

NOW is a good time to tune up the body with Chiropractic care.
Dr. Ken
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2 BIG Little-Known Problems that Sabotage Your Balance & Mobility After 50 (and How to Fix Them from the Ground Up)
Most people know they should eat better, move more, and get enough sleep if they want to age well. However, there is another piece of the longevity puzzle that far too many overlook, that missing piece is balance and mobility. Protecting your balance and mobility prevents you from falling, allows you to keep exercising and moving, and helps you maintain your independence and freedom as you age.
The truth is, even if you consider yourself healthy, these two abilities often quietly start to slip away in your 50s, and unless you pay attention to two specific areas, the decline tends to accelerate.
Problem #1: Loss of Balance Balance is not just about staying on your feet. It is one of the clearest mirrors of your longevity. According to the CDC, one in four adults over 65 falls each year, and falls are the leading cause of injury-related death for older Americans.

A 2022 study reported by the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that middle-aged and older adults who could not stand on one leg for 10 seconds had an 84% higher risk of death from all causes within seven years.

The sensory feedback, called proprioception, is the quiet, continuous conversation that keeps you upright. Decades of wearing thick, cushioned shoes, walking on flat floors, and sitting for long hours dull these nerve endings. As those signals fade, your brain becomes less able to make the tiny postural adjustments that keep you stable, and your risk of falls increases.In short, balance does not start in your head; it starts in your feet.
Ground-Up Practices to Rebuild Balance
1. Barefoot minutes. Spend 5–10 minutes a day barefoot on varied, safe surfaces (grass, carpet, cork mat) to retrain your proprioceptors.
2. Foot-wake-up drills. Roll a small textured ball under each foot for 30 seconds. It stimulates nerve endings and loosens fascia.
3. Single-leg stands. Balance on one foot for 10–20 seconds while brushing your teeth or washing dishes; switch sides. Gradually close your eyes to increase difficulty.
4. Slow heel-to-toe walking. Walk a straight line, placing one heel directly in front of the opposite toe; it trains coordination and postural control.
5. Ankle and toe mobility circles. Rotate your ankles, spread and lift your toes, simple moves that keep joint range and nerve flow alive.
Problem #2: Joint Stiffness and Reduced Mobility If balance is about
awareness, mobility is about freedom: the ability to move your body easily, fluidly, and without pain. It is what lets you bend to tie your shoes, climb stairs, or walk with confidence. Just like balance, mobility is one of the strongest predictors of longevity. Another long-term study revealed that people who struggled to sit down and stand up from the floor without using their hands were five times more likely to die within 12 years than those who could do so easily.
Foot-Centered Practices to Rebuild Mobility
1. Foot rolling for fascia release.
Use a textured ball to gently roll under the arches, heels, and toes of each foot for 1–2 minutes. This helps break up adhesions and improve blood flow.
2. Toe spreads and lifts.
While standing or sitting, spread your toes wide, then lift and lower them individually if possible. This wakes up intrinsic foot muscles that stabilize your stride.
3. Calf and ankle mobility.
Perform slow ankle circles or flex-and-point stretches to maintain joint range. Add calf raises to strengthen the lower leg and improve push-off power.
4. Short-foot exercise.
While standing, gently draw the ball of your foot toward your heel without curling your toes. Hold for 5 seconds, then release. Repeat 10 times per foot. This strengthens the arch and supports better alignment up the kinetic chain.
5. Dynamic movement variety.
Walk on uneven surfaces when safe (grass, sand, pebbles). Your feet and ankles will automatically adapt to the terrain, retraining balance and joint mobility at once.
Joint stiffness and reduced mobility are not just inconveniences of aging, they are signs that your foundation needs attention. By strengthening and mobilizing your feet, you help every other joint above them move more freely and efficiently. And as science continues to show, the better you move, the longer (and better) you live. Conclusion Balance and mobility are your longevity lifelines. They determine how freely you move, how confident you feel, and ultimately, how long you thrive. That is why it is so important to take care of your feet. They are your foundation for achieving continued stability, movement, and independence as you age.
Continue to reawaken your nerves, strengthen your muscles, and keep moving, from the ground up. When you do that, every step you take can help you stay steady, vibrant, and full of life, for decades to come.
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12/02/2025

DEC 2025 PART TWO
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New Thinker:

What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?

Solution to last thinker:

How can you stand 1 meter away from a mirror and still see the back of your head?
Answer: There’s a mirror in front of you.

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What do you call a psychic little person who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when
the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” the bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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If you take $2 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money?
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a
slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
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What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
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I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple.
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My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
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Lady calls the fire department, says her house is on fire. Fire dept says "How do we get
there?" She says "How about that big red truck you drive all over the place?"
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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
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Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey — he’s always stuffed.
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? “I’ll never part with it!”
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What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.
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What did one snowman say to the other who was complaining? “Don’t worry — you’ll
melt under pressure.”
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My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.
I told him I Excel at it.
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10/03/2025

OCTOBER 2025 NEWS LETTER
VOLUME 27 NUMBER 10
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The first month of school is done and we are moving into Fall.
Cooler tempertures and new routines. What are you doing to be ready for Winter activites?
I am ready to help with your fitness and activity goals.
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Good health isn't expensive. It is PRICELESS.

NOW is a good time to tune up the body with Chiropractic care.
Dr. Ken
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A little late but useful for parents and grandparents.

Kids' Backpack Safety — A Guide to Protect Your Child's Back

When it comes to a child’s backpack, 10% to 15% of body weight is the maximum safe range.

5% to 10% of body weight is recommended for smaller children
Fit Matters More Than You Think

Even if a backpack falls within the safe weight range, a poor fit still creates strain and discomfort.

The height of the pack, the way straps sit, and whether chest or waist straps are used all matter as

much as the number on the scale.
Do Backpacks Actually Cause Back Pain in Kids?

The National Spine Health Foundation says that when the load is too heavy or if improperly worn, then yes.
Choosing the Right Backpack for Your Child

1. Find the right size — Ideally, the backpack shouldn't be wider than your child's torso.

2. Check the straps — Choose a backpack with two straps versus one.

3. Look for multiple sections and pockets — Not only does it help keep your child's things organized,

but it also helps distribute the weight more evenly across the pack.

4. Don't choose bags that are "too roomy" — cause children to fill it to the brim, making it too heavy to carry.

5. Choose one made with the right material — Lightweight backpacks for elementary students.

6. Includes a reflective material as an added safety feature — An alternative is to stick reflective tape strips on the pack.
When to See a Doctor for Kids' Back Pain

If your child experiences any of these symptoms, I recommend seeking help from a professional health provider:

• Persistent, lingering pain that does not improve — If the pain keeps returning despite corrections.

• Numbness, tingling, or weakness — They may indicate nerve compression that can cause lasting damage.

• Changes in gait or posture — Consult with a pediatrician to determine whether muscle imbalance or joint stress is developing.

• Night pain or pain that wakes a child — Nighttime pain deserves closer attention.

• Pain accompanied by systemic symptoms like fever, fatigue, or unexplained weight loss —

These symptoms are not typical of mechanical strain.
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part two oct 2025
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New Thinker:

I speak without a mouth and listen without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind.
What am I?

Solution to last thinker:

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and dinner.

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Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee." Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."
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What did the magnet say to the other magnet? A: I find you very attractive!
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the
man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you
been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your
eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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"Johnny, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?" exclaimed the angry mother.
“It was pure accident, Mama. He turned around.”
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A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said
"Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"
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Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough so I don't have to ask mom for her permission to go out?"
Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old enough to go out without her permission!"
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Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland?
Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to
ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."
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Knock, knock. Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? Hah! You said, "I eat ma poo!"
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Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
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Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south? A: The Tooth Fairy.
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Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!
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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things
like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you
want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
***

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans,"
said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up,
"We are all human beans."
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