03/22/2026
I made a “flush me” sign for my kids…
but accidentally opened a portal to another dimension 🌪️😂
Now every time they walk in the bathroom it’s like:
flush… or be consumed by the vortex
Parenting level: Still & Flow
solution > yelling
Honestly… if this works, I’m putting vortex signs everywhere
kitchen
bedroom
maybe even their homework
drop a 🚽 if your house needs this
or tag someone who definitely doesn’t flush
still and flow breathwork meets real life chaos 🌀