Jolene Funk RMT

12/02/2025

Here are the openings left for December. To book ypu can either message me or use the book now link.

December 8th
1pm
December 12th
12pm & 1:30pm
December 15th
**5pm has been booked**
December 17th
5:30pm
**2:30 has been booked**
December 19th
1:30pm, 3pm, & 5pm
**12pm has been booked**
Dec 23rd
12pm
**2pm has been booked**
December 29th
1pm & 5pm
December 31st
3pm

12/01/2025

Happy December 1st!!
Only 30 more days left of 2025!!
If you still have benefits left now would be the best time to use them before they reset in January.
I still currently have a few openings left, so treat yourself and book a massage!

11/05/2025

Man does it ever feel good to be back to work! Happy First Day back from Maternity leave everyone!! I can’t wait to see you!

10/27/2025

Only one more week till I’m officially off maternity leave!!! My first day back is November 5th so dont forget to book yourself in for a massage! I can’t wait to see you!

09/28/2025

Dear Valued Clients,

It is almost November which means it’s the time lots of you have been waiting for, time for me to return from my Maternity Leave!!

I am so excited to be coming back so that I can see all of your lovely faces, catch up on what’s been going on in your lives over the last year, as well as help your bodies with some awesome massages.

I am hoping to start back November 5th, my booking schedule is open so if you would like to prebook your massages I strongly recommend it. Also please remember that many insurance benefits reset in January so if you have any unused benefits now is the perfect time to schedule appointments before they rollover.

To book here is the link to my booking system for those of you wanting to book some massages ahead of time, or fell free to send me a message.

https://www.fresha.com/book-now/jolene-funk-rmt-cqvobgw5/services?lid=825726&eid=2117938&share=true&pId=775988

Look forward to seeing you,
Jolene
Jolene Funk RMT

At Jolene Funk RMT, I’ve created a safe, comfortable space where therapeutic and relaxation massage come together to bring you relief

09/19/2025

10/31/2024

I am happy/sad to announce that I am officially on maternity leave and will not be taking any Massage bookings for the next foreseeable future. I would like to say thank you to all of my amazing clients for supporting me and sharing this journey with me. And I can’t wait to see all of your lovely faces once I come back.

Sincerely,
Jolene
Jolene Funk RMT

10/29/2024

I had a cancellation for Wednesday, October 30 at 5:30, if you would like this spot please message me!!

09/15/2024

🎁🎉 GIVEAWAY ALERT! Draw made… OCTOBER 1st.

The amazing practitioners of Ki'smet Co. have put together three separate wellness packages for you to win! 🙌🏻

HOW TO ENTER:
✅ Like & Follow the practitioners pages
✅ Tag Your Friends
✅ Share The Original Post
✅ Book a treatment and receive 2 extra entries
✅ Come and visit the shop

Lots of great ways to enter! Don’t miss your chance to receive some much needed self care! 💕

Empowered Souls
Witchy Wisdom & Wellness
Mallory Jaster Registered Massage Therapist
Jolene Funk RMT
Cosmic Energy Massage & Healing
Rae's Light
Oz Many
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Oz- emait at: orcoz022@hotmail.com

Check them out here... more links to connect you and all the practitioners at Ki'smet Co.
https://www.kismetco.net/practitioners

09/10/2024

The countdown begins!!

To all of my adored and valued clients. Sadly summer is over and September has come in the blink of an eye, I hope now that School has started that most of your lives are starting to get back into your normal routines or at least a new semi-normal.
With September already upon us it is with great excitement and sadness that I remind all of you that there is only 7 more weeks till I go on Maternity leave.

My last day of work will be October 31st so if you are hoping to get in a few massage treatments before then or just need a touch up, please let me know so that we can book you in sooner rather than later so that I can try to get as many of you in to see me as I am able, or feel free to use the booking link.

https://www.fresha.com/book-now/jolene-funk-rmt-cqvobgw5/all-offer?pId=775988

I will miss all of you while I am away on my maternity leave, but I cannot wait to come back and hear about all of the changes in your lives. Thank you for your continued support, I hope to see you soon.

Sincerely,
Jolene
Jolene Funk RMT

07/25/2024

Treat yourself before the weekend and book yourself a massage! I have 2 openings for Friday July 26th @ 1:30 and 3pm!! If you would like one of these available time slots pls let me know or use the book now button! I would love to see your lovely faces at Ki'smet Co.!

07/17/2024