02/25/2026
It’s officially February 100th ❄️🥶
Symptoms include:
☀️ Forgetting what sunlight looks like
✈️ Googling Costa Rica at 9 pm (bank account whispers: don’t do it)
🛌 Pajamas as daily fashion
😡 Pure rage at snow forecasts
Prescription:
🔥 Infrared light (aka sunshine)
🧂 Salt therapy
🌿 Aromatherapy
🌊 Ocean waves overhead
🎶 Your playlist
🧘♀️ Nervous system reset
Side effects:
✨ Remembering it’s not you — winter’s just trying to win
Don’t worry… we got you!
— The Cocoon Room