
01/20/2023
RESOLVED
As seen in a meme:
“I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s.
Listen, I was skinny and hot as f**k when I was 21, too.
My diet was vodka, ramen, coffee, and ci******es.
My workout was walking to parties drunk as f**k in 5-inch heels. You don't impress me.
Come back when you're 30 [read: 42]”
So I’ve resolved that January resolutions don’t work for me.
Consistency in every other month does.
And I replaced vodka with tequila.