Lisa Simpson RMT

09/24/2025

Cold and flu season is here 🤧.
If you’re feeling even slightly unwell—scratchy throat, cough, fever, or anything contagious—please reschedule your massage right away. Coming into your appointment sick doesn’t just put me at risk, but my many immunocompromised, elderly, and pregnant patients as well.

Let’s keep the clinic healthy and running smoothly—rest at home, rebook when you’re better, and we’ll get you back on the table soon. 💙

09/23/2025

It's only ever happened that ONE TIME.

09/17/2025

09/16/2025

Last minute RMT appointment for ✨today✨ at 2:30!
DM me to book it:)

09/12/2025

Look for the helpers!

09/10/2025

What?! Already?!
I can't believe it's already time to start thinking about 🍂✨Fall ✨🍂
October, November and December are going to be extremely busy. If you would like to have an appointment in the month of November I ✨HIGHLY✨ suggest booking your appointments now.
December will be opened up in the coming weeks.

08/25/2025

I have a last minute massage therapy appointment for
✨TOMORROW✨@ 11 AM

08/13/2025

I have a last minute appointment available for✨TOMORROW ✨at 10:45
DM me to book
(Baby chick for attention only, and not included in the appointment😉)

07/29/2025

I'm selling beautiful farm fresh eggs for $7/dozen 🥚
The hens that lay these eggs are very well-loved, and have a beautiful run with LOTS of space to attend to regular chicken business like hunting for bugs or basking in the sun.
This makes their eggs delicious, nutritious, and some are even fun colours 🪺
So don't forget to pick some up at your next appointment, or send me a DM and we can arrange pick up.
✅Cash, debit or credit :)

07/02/2025

🥚🥚🥚big news🥚🥚🥚
My chickens are finally starting to lay eggs!
The going is slow, so we'll have a few sporadic cartons here and there for a while, but come August/September you can pick up a dozen delicious multicoloured eggs that have been laid by my VERY pampered chickens.

06/21/2025

A gentle reminder for your nervous system (and your to-do list):
Rest is productive.
Your body does incredible things when you give it the chance to slow down. 💆‍♀️💤

06/18/2025

👷🚧🛑 construction reminder🦺🥾⚠️
Both Wallace and W. Saanich Rd will be a disaster all summer, so remember to give yourself extra time to get here:)