Altschuler Quality Jetpacks

Altschuler Quality Jetpacks Custom Jetpack Manufacturing We are the leading innovators in personal, compact, human mobility.

Following a lengthy consultation with our design/billing specialists, our classically-trained master engineer-artisans go to work crafting the individual jetpack to exacting specification, forswearing all tools in favor of the unparalleled power of mind and body granted by their extensive Hatha Yoga training. Finished jetpacks are rigorously safety-tested by the clinically depressed, Chinese convicts, and endangered rainforest primates. Approved clients can expect their completed jetpacks in as little as 10 years, and for a nominal fee can have them blessed by either the current Pope or our in-house Santería Ifá Priest, Dr. Faustino Klinermann.

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64 Zeppelinstrasse
Zürich
8090

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484 547 5075

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