22/05/2025
I can say this is true after living in Montezuma, in the lower part of Nicoya of Costa Rica where there’s no care in the world, time is non existent and yeah shoes are optional 😉 🇨🇷
Here's a lighthearted look at the Top 10 Reasons People in the Nicoya Peninsula Live So Dang Long:
🌴 1. They Forgot to Die
When you're chilling in paradise, eating fresh mangoes and watching monkeys swing from trees, death simply forgets to RSVP. "Oh shoot, I was supposed to visit Jorge last Tuesday!"
☕ 2. Coffee Flows Like Holy Water
Nicoyans drink strong, sacred coffee from sun-up to sundown. It's not just a beverage—it’s a spiritual practice. Side effect? Eternal pep and the ability to out-dance their great-grandchildren.
🍛 3. Their Food Is So Fresh, It’s Still Gossiping
From gallo pinto to grilled fish caught this morning, their meals are simple, wholesome, and fresher than a teenager’s TikTok feed. Plus, no microwaves were harmed in the making of their meals.
🐓 4. They Wake Up with the Chickens
Seriously, they rise before the rooster finishes his coffee. Starting the day early gives them time to stretch, walk, work, and still have time to nap under a mango tree.
😄 5. Laughter Is Their Core Workout
Everyone’s a stand-up comedian in Nicoya. Whether it’s the neighbor’s goat getting stuck in a hammock or someone retelling the story of that time Abuelo drank guaro and tried to ride a tapir—life is funny here.
❤️ 6. They Actually Like Their Families
Multi-generational households are common, and they genuinely enjoy hanging out with their grandkids. No eye-rolls. Just love, storytelling, and a suspiciously large number of family parties.
🚶 7. They Walk Everywhere (Even if They Own a Horse)
Nobody’s in a rush. They walk to the store. They walk to the beach. They walk to see the neighbor's new chicken. By the time they’re 90, they’ve logged enough miles to have walked to Canada and back.
🌞 8. The Sun Recharges Their Souls
Vitamin D is plentiful, and you’ll never catch a Nicoyan saying, “Ugh, another gray day.” Nope—it’s sun, sun, and more glorious sunshine, with just enough rain to keep the plants and the people hydrated and happy.
🌱 9. They Have a Deep Sense of Plan de Vida
That’s Spanish for “life plan.” In Nicoya, even 100-year-olds have stuff to do. Gardening, storytelling, cooking, fixing that squeaky gate. Purpose keeps them ticking like an old-school Swiss watch.
🧘 10. Stress? Never Heard of Her
No road rage, no endless meetings, no traffic jams (unless a herd of cows counts). People here have mastered the art of the chill. Their biggest daily decision is whether to nap before or after lunch.
So, if you want to live to 100 and still dance at your great-grandkid’s wedding, just move to Nicoya, eat some beans, drink your coffee, and don’t forget to laugh. A lot. Preferably while barefoot. 😄☀️🐓
Pura Vida, Longevity Style!
