11/01/2026
Official Instructions for Becoming Fully Pura Vida-ized 🌴☕
Warning: Side effects may include smiling for no reason, improved posture, slower walking speed, and an uncontrollable urge to say “mañana” with confidence.
Step 1: Immediately Slow Down (Like… Way Down)
If you are rushing, stop.
If you are early, sit down.
If you are late, congratulations—you’re adapting beautifully.
In Costa Rica, time is more of a suggestion. Watches become decorative jewelry. Calendars become hopeful ideas. Stress quietly packs its bags and leaves without saying goodbye.
Step 2: Begin Every Day with Sacred Coffee
Not drive-through coffee.
Not “I’ll grab one later” coffee.
This is sit-down, stare-into-the-distance, birds-chirping, life-is-good coffee.
Bonus points if:
You drink it on a porch
A dog is nearby
A toucan judges you from a tree
You whisper, “Ahhh… this is living.”
This is where magic schedules itself.
Step 3: Redefine Problems
In Pura Vida land:
Missed bus = unexpected adventure
Power outage = candlelit romance
Rainstorm = free shower + jungle soundtrack
Long line = new friends
If it can’t be fixed with patience, laughter, or coffee… it wasn’t a real problem anyway.
Step 4: Eat Like Someone Who Respects Life
You will now appreciate:
Gallo pinto
Casados
Fresh fish that actually tastes like fish
Fruit that ruins supermarket fruit forever
Your body will say, “Ohhh… so THIS is how we’re supposed to feel.”
Step 5: Speak Pura Vida Fluently
“Pura Vida” means:
Hello
Goodbye
It’s all good
Don’t worry
I forgive you
Life is beautiful
Yes
No
Maybe
Absolutely
Use it often. Use it sincerely. Use it when you drop something. Especially when you drop something.
Step 6: Befriend Nature (It Already Likes You)
You are no longer above nature.
You are part of it.
Monkeys will steal your snacks
Frogs will sing you to sleep
Butterflies will photobomb your day
Rainforests will remind you who’s in charge
You will feel smaller… and somehow happier because of it.
Step 7: Replace Bad News with Good Living
Turn down:
Endless breaking news
Online arguments
People who complain professionally
Turn up:
Sunrises
Beach walks
Volcano views
Conversations that end in laughter
You’ll notice something shocking: the world didn’t fall apart without your stress.
Step 8: Practice Radical Contentment
You don’t need more stuff.
You don’t need to win anything.
You don’t need to prove anything.
You need:
Enough
Fresh air
Kind people
Time
Congratulations. You are now rich.
Step 9: Accept That Bliss Is Simple
Magic isn’t fireworks.
Wonder isn’t loud.
Joy doesn’t shout.
It whispers during morning coffee.
It hums during afternoon rain.
It smiles back when you smile first.
Final Certification
If you:
Wake up grateful
Laugh more than you complain
Feel calm without explanation
Trust life a little more each day
You are officially Pura Vida-ized.
No paperwork required.
No expiration date.
And the best part?
Once it starts… it sticks.