02/08/2025
So, I'm about to let you in on a secret 🤫 and it's why you should totally, absolutely NOT come to our upcoming yoga retreat. Yes, seriously. Here are some compelling reasons why you should stay far, far away:
✨ You're already calm and relaxed: In fact, you're like a walking embodiment of tranquility. Each morning, you wake and say "I don't need a break, I'm a serene superstar!" Why would you need to add more peace and quiet to your life?
✨ Who needs relaxation anyway?: The thought of basking in a safe space, surrounded by supportive souls who want nothing more than to help you unwind and rejuvenate? No, not for you. You thrive on stress, tension, and never taking a moment for yourself. Self-care? Not your style.
✨ Responsibility is your middle name: The mere idea of surrendering control and letting someone else cater to your needs 24/7? No thank you! You're the ultimate caretaker, always putting others first. Taking a break from being everyone's rock sounds utterly preposterous, doesn't it?
✨ Sun Salutations in nature?: Let's be real, who in their right mind would want to wake up to the soothing sounds of nature, surrounded by breathtaking scenery, and start their day with invigorating yoga sessions? Not you! You'd much rather spend your mornings buried under a pile of emails and deadlines. Righto.
✨Connection? Pass!: Connecting with like-minded individuals who share your passion for wellness and self-discovery? Meh, sounds kind of... boring, doesn't it? You thrive on isolation and solitude. Who needs meaningful connections when you have Netflix and a cozy blanket?
✨ Delicious home-cooked food that you don't have to prepare yourself? Nah, you love food shopping, slaving in the kitchen and, best of all, washing dishes! Don't deprive yourself of that.
So, there you have it, folks! Six rock-solid reasons why attending a yoga retreat is definitely NOT for you. But hey, if you're a rebel who loves to defy logic and embrace the unexpected, then maybe—just maybe—this retreat is exactly what you need.
✨ 26-28 September 2025
✨ Stodola Plastovice, Ceske Budejovice
✨ https://karina.yoga/retreats/