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27/03/2026

It’s Friday!! … it’s chatterbox day!
Listen to what our Pets are talking about this week!

Have you heard humans talking about rising costs?
Petrol, food, electricity and even our pet food!!
But my owners are clever … they have transferred their Golden Leaves Funeral Plan to Elysium Funeral Plans so they not only save money Elysium refunded their cancellation fee!
Make your pets proud and contact Elysium today!
+34 865 443 543 or WhatsApp 604 183 005
Or visit www.elysiumfuneralplans.com

25/03/2026

22/03/2026

Do you want to Earn €50* EVERY time you Care, Protect and Support your friends, family including those four legged furry ones?

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20/03/2026

It’s Friday… it’s CHATTER time!! 🎉🐾

Welcome to Friday Chatter: Friends (Our Pets!) 🐶🐱

Because let’s face it… they run the house, steal the sofa, and now… they’ve taken over our Fridays too! 😄👀

Each week, our furry little bosses will be sharing their “thoughts” — from demanding more treats to judging our life choices… nothing is off limits! 🦴🐾

A little fun, a lot of personality, and plenty of smiles to kickstart your weekend ❤️

Tune in every Friday… if the humans are allowed! 😉

19/03/2026

💙 This Father’s Day in Spain, we honour the men who have given us strength, guidance, and unconditional love.

For many of us, today is also a time to reflect and remember those fathers and grandfathers who are no longer with us — but whose legacy lives on in every lesson they taught and every memory we cherish.

At Elysium Funeral Plans, we understand how important it is to celebrate a life properly. Planning ahead means your wishes are known, your family is protected, and everything is taken care of with dignity and care — just as they deserve.

✔️ Personal, non-religious ceremonies
✔️ Financial protection for your loved ones
✔️ Peace of mind for the future

This Father’s Day, give your family the greatest gift of all… reassurance and security.

📩 Message us today for a free, no-obligation chat.

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19/03/2026

Elysium Celebrates!
What can you see at the Fallas in Valencia?

The main attraction, without a doubt, are the hundreds of fallas, or fallero monuments, which are "planted" in streets and squares all over the city. Each falla usually follows a theme and consists of numerous individual sculptures or sculptural groups, called ninots, which tell their own story. They often depict famous people or critique current affairs, always with a good dose of humour, satire, and creativity. Just as important as appreciating their art and meaning is the thrill of watching them burn on the night of 19 March.

But there is much more to see in the Fallas. Don't miss the firework displays, from the mascletaes that happen every day to the dazzling Nit del Foc (Night of Fire) on the night of March 18th, or the colourful and devotional Flower Offering to the Virgen de los Desamparados (Our Lady of the Forsaken), which takes place on March 17th and 18th. Here you will see thousands of falleros and falleras dressed in their traditional costumes, examples of the best Valencian craftsmanship. There is no lack of music either, with concerts and parades taking place through the city centre.

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17/03/2026

☘️ Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day here in sunny Spain! ☘️

Today we raised a smile (and maybe a glass!) to all our Irish friends, clients, and families who bring so much warmth, spirit, and community to life here on the Costa Blanca 🇮🇪🇪🇸

At Elysium Funeral Plans, we’re proud to support and care for our international community—today and always. Whether you’re celebrating with music, laughter, or a quiet moment of reflection, we wish you a truly special St. Patrick’s Day.

💚 Sláinte to love, memories, and togetherness 💚


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17/03/2026

Elysium Celebrates!

Everything you need to know about the Fallas in Valencia.

What are the Fallas?

Las Fallas are Valencia's most universal festival, declared Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity by UNESCO. Its name refers to the spectacular sculptural monuments made of wood and papier mâché that are placed in the city’s streets and squares to be admired before they succumb to the flames. In addition to the large fallas, there are also children's fallas, much smaller in size, designed by and for the little ones.

When are the Fallas held in Valencia?

The Fallas are celebrated in March. The origin of the festival goes back to the tradition of improvising bonfires with old furniture to celebrate the arrival of spring, and it also coincides with the celebration of St. Joseph's Day, the patron saint of carpenters. The festive events begin on the last Sunday in February with the Crida, in which the falleras mayores spur people on to have fun at the Fallas. Then, from March 1st onwards, the Mascletà is fired daily in the City Hall square. The main dates, though, are from March 15th to 19th, when the plantà begins and the cremà (burning) of the monuments happens.

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16/03/2026

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What is the mascletà in the Valencia Fallas?

The mascletà is a firework display like no other, which has to be experienced to be understood. It is usually held during the day, at 14:00, although there are also night-time mascletaes. They are a few intense minutes of explosions whose rhythm and volume increase progressively, filling the space with the smell of gunpowder and making both the ground and the hearts of those who are watching it tremble. It is an intrinsic element of any festival in Valencia, and is an essential part of the Fallas, with daily mascletaes from the March 1st to the 19th in the City Hall square.


When is the mascletà de Fallas?

The mascletà is held daily at 14:00 from March the 1st to the 19th in the Valencia City Hall Square. The falleras mayores are responsible for signalling the start of the show, from the City Hall balcony. It is an event that attracts large crowds, who begin to gather in the square up to an hour before the start, especially for the mascletaes on the big days of the Fallas, from the March the 15th to the 19th. This is the most spectacular and popular, but many fallas also fire their own mascletà. They usually do so after the one at the City Hall, at around 14:30 and 15:00, in different neighbourhoods around the city.

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