Astroglide Core

Astroglide Core Your brain smooth? You iron out those brain wrinkles neurotically during a manic mood? Your brain often gets compared to a slip & slide?

Do you run out of brain lubricant everyday? Welcome to Astroglide Core community brave soldier of Christ.

Me when three ugly white dudes get carried by me on a popular normie comedy show and one mediocre white dude who's entir...
05/10/2022

Me when three ugly white dudes get carried by me on a popular normie comedy show and one mediocre white dude who's entire personality is being a good husband cheats on his wife

When your brekkie reminds you of him or whatever idk
28/09/2022

When your brekkie reminds you of him or whatever idk

Some OC and yeah I like beserk cancel me or whatever
22/09/2022

Some OC and yeah I like beserk cancel me or whatever

When it's 3:54 am on a work day night and you can't sleep because you're wondering what country has the best tasting sta...
20/09/2022

When it's 3:54 am on a work day night and you can't sleep because you're wondering what country has the best tasting stamps.

Then that devolves into wondering if you can physically get your daily recommended iron by licking or sucking on metal.

Then you blink a few times and find yourself at work and everyone's asking if you're okay

When you hear a snowciopath/sun dodger/melanin deficient say "too seasoned"
13/09/2022

When you hear a snowciopath/sun dodger/melanin deficient say "too seasoned"

Your pov as Gordon Ramsay executes you for forgetting the lamb sauce and serving raw chicken sashimi
06/09/2022

Your pov as Gordon Ramsay executes you for forgetting the lamb sauce and serving raw chicken sashimi

Was busy at dragon con mom sorry I wasn't posting
05/09/2022

Was busy at dragon con mom sorry I wasn't posting

Some OC
30/08/2022

Some OC

When you see a married old man checking out the waitress and your eyes lock and the sad as hell intro to Up starts playi...
29/08/2022

When you see a married old man checking out the waitress and your eyes lock and the sad as hell intro to Up starts playing in both of your heads

Astroglide Core marked safe from police raids on smooth brain stockpileThe year 4056 colorized (In the future everyone i...
27/08/2022

Astroglide Core marked safe from police raids on smooth brain stockpile

The year 4056 colorized (In the future everyone is colorblind because someone turned off the sun as a meme)

Yeah bro I play DND D oN ot D resuscitate
26/08/2022

Yeah bro I play DND

D o

N ot

D resuscitate

26/08/2022

Y'all like just ever touch corn and brain go boop?

Asking for a friend

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