Green Farm Kent

23/01/2026

If you have been talking about doing a weekend away for far too long ….. take this as your sign …

The Barn sleeps 12 to 14, has space for slow mornings, proper catch ups, chef dinners, spa options, pub walks, vineyard tours and long evenings by the fire.

Pick a date, bring your people, we will help with the rest.


23/01/2026

22/01/2026

Because sometimes the thing that gets you through late winter, busy weeks and long days is simply knowing something good is coming.

Our Spa, Yoga and 24-Hour Retreats from February through May are quietly filling.

Some dates are now fully booked, others have limited availability, and a few are still open for those planning ahead.

This carousel gives you a clear snapshot of what’s available right now.

There’s a special April announcement coming …. one that hasn’t been widely shared yet. Newsletter guests will be the first to hear more.

Full details and booking via the link on our website (see link in bio)

20/01/2026

I spy with my little eye something beginning with S…

A first look at our new 8-person sauna, tucked just inside the outdoor barn.

It’s intentionally a little hidden, one of those spaces you discover rather than arrive at.

Guests now have the freedom to move between two outdoor saunas around the wildlife swimming pond, and two hot tubs, one overlooking the water, the other set privately beside the treatment rooms.

There’s always space.
Time is never rushed.

And you won’t find yourself shoulder-to-shoulder, unless you’ve chosen to be😉

Come and explore it in your own time →

15/01/2026

Mornings never felt so good.

If you’d like to wake up and experience a sunrise dip with us, explore our 2026 retreat dates.

🌱link in our bio

13/01/2026

Luxury lives in the details most people overlook.

The magazines chosen with care.
Books and board games waiting, not staged.
Sheepskin throws within reach.
Drinks brought to the hot tub, without asking.
Handwritten names above hooks, so you feel expected, not processed.

It’s never just the treatment.
It’s the feeling of being genuinely looked after.

Kim visited Green Farm for the first time with friends and described her half-day retreat as “magical, luxurious, heavenly.”
Not because it was showy.
But because every detail had been thought about.

And then there’s the people.
Staff who treat first-time guests like prized regulars.
A massage she called one of the best she’s ever had.
Reception that wouldn’t feel out of place in a London five-star hotel.

Thank you, Kim, for noticing the quiet details and for trusting us with your time.
We’ll be here when you’re ready to return 🤍

“Magical, luxurious, heavenly spa!
Booked a half day retreat which couldn’t have been more perfect.
The spa is beautifully furnished and spotless; hot tub and sauna the same. The seated area where we also enjoyed a light and delicious lunch is calm, peaceful and beautifully furnished.

Every little detail has been meticioulously thought about: the magazines, books, board games, sheepskin throws, bringing our drinks to the hot tub . . . the personal touch of handwritten names above the hooks where our robes and towels were . . . I could go on. However, the outstanding thing for me were the staff, who treated us like we were prized guests (it was our first visit) and couldn’t have done enough for us to ensure our stay was perfect. A special mention to Madison who gave me one of the best massages I’ve ever had. And to Nichola on reception who from the outset gave us service which wouldn’t look out of place in a London 5 * hotel. Her professionalism, warmth, friendliness and attention to detail ensure we will definitly be back!
Thank you to all at Green Farm.
Kim “

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12/01/2026

🌿January in the garden is quieter, but no less full.

There’s a steady rhythm to this month.

Harvesting parsnips straight from the beds for our retreat lunches, checking stored squash and onions, tying in broad beans under cover, and sowing trays of microgreens for fresh winter salads.

Paths are being refreshed with woodchip (thanks to a generous local tree surgeon), old Christmas trees are being woven into our dead hedges, and tools are being cleaned, sharpened and put back in their place. Nothing wasted, everything useful.

It’s also a time for planning. Spreading out seed packets, taking stock, ordering a few new ideas, and imagining what the garden might become this year. Gardens are never finished, and that’s part of the joy.

Inside, dried statice and straw flowers are being cut and hung, ready to bring colour into the quieter months. Some have already found their way onto tables in our new community room, dressing the space for our Thursday Pop Up café.

January reminds us to slow down. To notice the small wins. To let the garden rest rather than rush it, no matter what social media says. Seeds sown in their own time often grow stronger for it.

And yes… there is still plenty of tea drinking and dreaming happening too.

11/01/2026

When you book an ESPA Body Wrap this January, you’ll receive a 🌟complimentary ESPA gift to take home, so the care doesn’t end when you leave the spa.
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The treatment itself is designed for winter bodies that feel tired, tight or overstimulated after a full season.

It begins with gentle skin brushing and exfoliation, followed by the wrap, allowing time and warmth for the body to properly rest while the treatment works. There’s no rushing, no multitasking, just space to switch off and let your system slow down.

Afterwards, you’re invited to spend time in our welcoming, wood-fired spaces. Sit with a magazine, enjoy a warming drink and give yourself a little pause before heading back out into the day.

🌱This is about supporting your body through winter, not pushing it to do more.

The complimentary ESPA gift is there to help you continue that feeling of care at home, long after your visit.

**January availability is limited.
**Complimentary gift available while stocks last.

09/01/2026

POV: You’ve just found your perfect January facial reset.

Winter skin feeling a little in need of some TLC due to central heating and cold weather? This treatment will give your skin the nourishment it needs.

The Bramley Apple Peel Facial softly renews winter-tired skin using natural apple-based AHAs to exfoliate, brighten and rebalance, without harshness or overload. Skin is left clearer, calmer and noticeably refreshed.

And for January, there’s a little extra to take home.

Book a Bramley Apple Peel Facial this month and receive a complimentary Green Farm Rest & Reset Kit, featuring travel-sized Bramley favourites so the ritual continues beyond the treatment room.
✨ Clementine Antioxidant Cleansing Balm
✨ Apple Peel AHA
✨ Kombucha Rest Day Serum
✨ Muslin cloth

All British made🇬🇧 naturally effective, with no parabens, SLS or synthetic nasties.

Gentle renewal for winter-tired skin.

Because winter skin responds best to kindness. 🤍

January availability is limited.
Gift available while stocks last.

➡️ see link in bio

08/01/2026

The kind of Hen Party your best friend will actually thank you for…

“Had the most amazing experience for my friend’s Hen Party. From the booking to the time we left, everything was amazing. Beautiful location, friendly staff, delicious food and fabulous facilities. They are excellent hosts. I’d recommend the woodland walk with Martin, he’s so knowledgeable about the woods and wildlife.

Green Farm is a beautiful, relaxing retreat and I’ll definitely be returning.”

🌿 From fluffy gowns by the pond to long lunches full of laughter, this is how we do Hen parties at Green Farm.

Tap the link in bio to start planning yours.