16/03/2026
Do not try this at home 🙏🏻 🤪🤣
I hope you get the point!
As an obesity and weight management dietitian…..there is nothing you cannot eat.
Labelling food as good or bad just creates guilt and an unhealthy relationship with food.
It’s really about balance and nourishing your body, thinking about the frequency, portion size and type of foods you eat.
For example, here are a few things I definitely don’t recommend eating:
📄 Paper: very low in flavour and terrible mouthfeel.
🖊 Pens: strong notes of biro ink
🪙 Coins: high in metal, low in culinary appeal.
🔑 Keys: tough chew, questionable digestibility.
🔩 Metal: not exactly part of a balanced plate.
👜 Leather: not in current guidelines
Everything else? It can fit.
Food should be flexible, realistic and sustainable. That’s where real change happens.
If you want practical, realistic support with health and weight management, I’d love to help. Send me a message or get in touch to find out how we can work together.
📞 073 6222 9778
📧info@solutionsweightmanagement.co.uk