
01/01/2025
❄️I hid the scales away,
So Santa wouldn’t trip,
Refused to eat like Rudolph,
Sod the carrot stick.
❄️I dived into to hero’s,
I guzzled all the wine,
I tucked into the Turkey,
I filled that plate of mine.
❄️I scoffed a Gammon sandwich,
With pickles on the side,
My mum revealed the cheese board,
I sat there beady eyed.
❄️A buffet of desserts,
Hot mince pies for me,
Followed by the cheese cake,
With a cup of tea.
❄️With Christmas been and gone,
Best I check my weight.
It’s no surprise I’ve gained a stone,
I ate, I ate, I ate.
❄️I may be a consultant,
But I too put on weight.
I am only human,
Though like a pig I ate.
❄️One2one by Cambridge,
I’ll shift this festive stone.
Scoffed too much this Christmas?
You are not alone!
❄️Jan is fast approaching,
From the 1st on plan I’ll be,
Achieving goals and finding out,
What next year holds for me