22/11/2025
💩✨ The Mysterious Disappearing Poo Urge (AKA: Your Rectum’s Drama Moment)
Ever sit down for a poo and your body suddenly goes:
“Nah… changed my mind.”
Yeah, that’s your re**um being dramatic again.
Here’s what actually happens:
👉 Stool drops into the re**um.
👉 Your brain says, “Time to go!”
👉 You say, “Absolutely not, I’m in Tesco / a meeting / the car.”
👉 Your pelvic floor tightens like a bouncer at a nightclub.
👉 The re**um literally sucks the poo back up a bit.
👉 Urge gone. Poo still there.
Your body basically hits snooze on the p**p alarm.
But if you keep ignoring the urge, the bowel gets lazy and stops nudging you — like a partner who eventually stops reminding you to take the bins out. 😅
Want to keep things moving?
🌅 Go with the first morning urge
⏱️ Pick a daily toilet time (your bowels love routine)
🪑 Use a footstool – it’s like putting your re**um in “p**p mode”
🌬️ Don’t strain — relax the belly
🚰 Hydrate
🌾 Add fibre slowly (not all at once unless you love regret)
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If your bowels are acting like unreliable WiFi, I can help get them back on track.
Berkhamsted Colonics
💬 WhatsApp: 07375 371152
🌐 www.berkhamstedcolonics.co.uk
Because no one deserves a moody re**um. 😄