01/04/2026
🚨 MAJOR STRATEGIC REBRAND ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Following an extensive 18-month consultation, three sub-committees, and a PowerPoint presentation entitled "Angles: The Future"...
..we are proud to unveil our bold new direction.
Introducing:
Square Table Great Britain and Ireland
After careful analysis of metric data presented by experts in white coats with laser pens, we've concluded that circles are:
❌ Too unpredictable
❌ Too "free flowing"
❌ Too visually pleasing
Squares however, represent:
✅ Structure
✅ Stability
✅ 90-degree decision making
Effective immediately:
- Meetings will start precisely on time
- Agendas will be strictly followed
- No one will deviate from the plans laid out in advance
- Banter must be pre-approved by the Geometry subcommittee
We believe this evolution reflects our commitment to straight edges, firm boundaries and absolutely zero spontaneity, creativity or personality..........
Actually on second thoughts, let's stay gloriously round, beautifully chaotic and nigh on allergic to minute taking in meetings..
Happy April Fools' Day you original, creative, supportive bunch of legends ♥️