24/11/2025
Right then.
According to the Optician Awards, the Dispensing Optician of the Year should be someone who:
• Treats dispensing like an art form
• Communicates like an absolute legend
• Has customers who actually like them
• Knows their stuff with eyewear styling
• Nails it with everyday eyecare
• Has an unhealthy obsession with their craft
…which, let’s be honest, sounds suspiciously like a very together, very grown-up human being.
Yet somehow I’m a finalist.
Awards night is Saturday 13th December, and yeah, me winning is about as likely as me being able to keep a lens design explanation under 15 minutes, but also, it’s pretty sick to be at the big table.
So tell me: does ANY of that sound like me, or have the judges mixed me up with someone who irons their shirts?