02/09/2025
Breaking News ⚠️
The NHS have officially diagnosed a new condition currently spreading like wildfire….
It’s medical Name is : imf**kinfullofs**teyitus
We had one report about how a Team RH member went to weigh out her morning breakfast, but because her child was off school ( hidden away in their bedroom on social m/ xbox ) they physically could not lift the bowl onto the scales, or track any of their calories 😲
Thankfully this lady did manage to keep her composure and blast a full fry up breakfast to help her deal with such trauma. 🙏🏼
Another report just in saying about how parents were not able to go for a walk as they had no time due to kids being of school!
However, they still managed to catch up on all their favourite netflix shows, and high watch time on social media. Doctors cannot understand the connection 🤔
Now thankfully, imf**kingfullofs**teyitus is not fatal, but it is contagious! And unconfirmed rumours say the more you moan about it, the worst the condition gets. Hot spots are at the school gates, bus stops, and friend’s houses.
The good news is kids are now back to school so we’re hoping for this terrible condition to reduce! 🙏🏼
Doctors have said confirmed though, that some people regardless of their childs location, will always be…
Full of s**te 😢