11/12/2025
Fourteen days until Christmas and the nation splits neatly into two tribes. One group jingles through December with the stamina of a powered-up elf. The other group quietly drifts into a festive trance while pretending to listen to extended family. Both are valid survival strategies.
If you happen to be in the second camp, at least you can look immaculate while dissociating next to the mince pies. If you are in the first camp, feel free to gloat.
Tell me which tribe you pledge allegiance to today.
Comment jolly or dissociate below.