Mad Tommy Tarmac’s relationship and dating coach

30/10/2025

If you visit junction 32 at castleford during the school holidays it’s absolutely knee deep in M**F! Shaba!

19/10/2025

The symptoms of being in love are shortness of breath, lightheadedness and the inability to concentrate. The exact same symptoms as carbon monoxide poisoning!

27/01/2024

When someone has to fabricate stories to discredit someone else it instantly shows me how weak and insecure they are! True strength is shown when you deal with your own s**t without using manipulation techniques such as triangulation or flying monkeys! Yakuult!

12/01/2024

09/01/2024

https://www.instagram.com/p/C1sCBvIsh4J/?igsh=MWlqcDhjYWtkb2xjMQ==

14/12/2023

Picture of a man leaving court after his final divorce hearing.

11/12/2023

MONDAYS TOP TIP
Never marry a woman who thinks the smoke alarm is a timer for the oven!

07/12/2023

Don’t let life get to this stage! Get out, find a sket and have fun!

02/11/2023

I can’t believe anyone would decimate such a work of art in this way!