20/11/2025
Bob and Rob were feeling quite bad,
Their weight had crept on and it made them both sad -
They got on the scales and OH! What a shock!
They sat down to think and really take stock.
“Bob!” said Rob, “I must shift two stone!”
“Rob!” said Bob “You’re not on your own!”
So Bob became a Slimming World member -
He needed some help to get through December.
But to his surprise, Rob wasn’t too keen ...
“It’s pointless” he said “You’ll see what I mean."
“With Christmas looming, I’ve buffets and parties.
My missus, she fills up my stocking with smarties!”
“With shopping and work dos it won’t be too funny
When going to Group wastes my time and my money!”
“I’ll go with you Bob but I’m just not quite ready
I’ll join in the New Year when things are more steady."
For Bob, it was different, to him it was clear
“I’ll get going now and not wait till New Year!”
So off he went and in no time at all
He’d learnt some good choices to help him get small.
Parties, buffets and shopping were fine
And he knew the best choices when off out to dine.
He learnt how to get through the season in style
And on Christmas Eve, had a big beaming smile.
“Over one stone gone and I’m over the moon!
I must tell my friend and I must do it soon!”
His enthusiasm, well, it just knew no bounds,
He felt so much better having shifted some pounds.
Rob was pleased for his friend but wished he’d gone too.
He’d added some inches, more than a few!
“You joined in November that really was clever
And now you are having the best Christmas ever!”
So if you’re not happy and it’s a new you that you seek
Consider the benefits of joining THIS week
When you get to January, oh what a thrill!
No mountain to climb – just a smaller molehill!
