23/12/2025
A Christmas message from Princess Leia (cat)
As Head of Customer Satisfaction, I would like to thank all of our patients who have kept my senior apprentice Sherry busy over the past 12 months. An even bigger thank you to those who have not felt the need to touch me and have instead directed their affections to my deputy, Amadala. (She really has no standards and will happily accept the attention of anyone).
The Synergy Practice is now closed for Christmas, and as much as I enjoy my job, I am looking forward to some downtime torturing the Christmas tree, eating my weight in festive treats and watching the new series of Fallout.
I will also be keeping a watchful eye over Amadala, it’s 50/50 whether she’ll make Santa’s naughty or nice list. Personally, I think stealing anothers favourite napping spot is unexcusable but Sherry said she’s still young and then something about being nice and sharing but I wasn’t really listening, like I said it was nap time.
Anyway…
I would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, may it be full of all the things you enjoy most like pouncing on unsuspecting toy birds or licking the gravy off of someone else’s dinner.
Have a brilliant time and I look forward to ignoring you all at the clinic next year.
Love Princess Leia
(and Sherry, Amadala, Luke and Lou - they forced me to write that. Why they can’t write their own festive message… probably out partying and/or shovelling down mince pies…)
