25/01/2026
We hear a lot of the same things after a parkbathe walk…
If you’ve never been, this may surprise you🍃
There are definitely some patterns 🌳
The Skeptic
Vibe: Arms folded at the start.
Their line:
“That wasn’t what I was expecting…”
Often arriving braced for awkwardness, talking circles (ugh!) or acute embarrassment. Leave pleasantly surprised.
The Time-Traveller
Vibe: Mildly stunned, slightly emotional.
Their line:
“I’ve seen more in the last 30 minutes than I have in 20 years.”
Often followed by a long pause and a slow head shake.
The Evangelist
Vibe: Convert halfway through the walk.
Their line:
“Everyone needs to do this.”
They’ve mentally booked on friends and partners before the walk has even ended. We call them ‘green recruiters’ 💚
If you have been on a park by tell us which one YOU are, or are you another one?
Next free ParkBathe is Cator park 8th Feb at 11am led by Vanessa for a change as Millie is away - well behaved dogs with well-behaved humans welcome 🤣🐾🍃💚
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