Physiotherapy with Jonquil

Physiotherapy with Jonquil Physiotherapist specialising in diagnosis and hands on treatment. Qualified to teach dance, Pilates

12/05/2026

Getting busy next week so please book in. Cashing in on the gardening season. 😊
On a serious note most gardening is seasonal so our bodies need to adjust. Just do half of what you think you can do or want to do (says me!!).
Already had one house maids knee from kneeling, 3 tennis elbows from clippers and one back that spasmed from trimming a hedge (for 3 days arrr)
Unaccustomed loading or unaccustomed de loading brings some interesting problems.
Christmas tree injuries x2
Christmas shopping x1
Suitcase carrying x2
Walking in wellies in the wet x2
Walking in the snow x2
Shovelling snow (0)
Cleaning the house/ holiday prep x1
Decorating x1
Moving wardrobes x1
Padel x4 ching ching!
New job x1
Made redundent x1

I love my job

Avoid Darlington motor services. To add the car is fixed now! It wasn’t when it left this place!! Anyone inputting other...
07/05/2026

Avoid Darlington motor services. To add the car is fixed now! It wasn’t when it left this place!! Anyone inputting otherwise let me know the garage you work at or use and I will avoid!!

66 views at 3:41am I know Facebook is sometimes out with timings but the night stalker ain’t dead!!! Remember if you are...
02/05/2026

66 views at 3:41am I know Facebook is sometimes out with timings but the night stalker ain’t dead!!!
Remember if you are in pain at this time and it won’t go with movement please see the GP. If you are just stalking me, I’m not worth it ❤️ 🤗

02/04/2026

Very limited availability over 🐣.

I’m in Tuesday and Wednesday possibly Friday and then off until the kids go back.

31/03/2026

Let’s be clear
I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. ☕️
As a physio I am extremely dedicated, thorough and experienced. 👩‍⚕️
Old school Physio is amazing!!

I love getting to know my clients and trying to work them out.

At this stage in my career
I still absolutely love my job.

I am completely off the wall, but I think I have amazing crack!!!

I always have a story and it’s likely better than any tok tick!!

I really do care about my clients and their journey.

I am a rubbish business woman!! I never tell you to comeback unless you need to!!
Honesty is a blessing and a curse!! For both of us!!! 🤫 🤐
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However we will likely not get along if….
You are easily offended by my face/ mouth engaging before my brain!! 😬 😳

you have self diagnosed by Google. Or by someone less qualified. (Including a GP).
Gone to a different practitioner regularly for years (I will guarantee i will not agree and likely vice versa)
If you like a good “cracking” or things snapping back into place.
Please Crack on back to them !!

TO ADD 🤦 and yes it does need saying!!!

I DO NOT DO
HAPPY ENDINGS!!! (Requested 3x)
Don’t bring in extra cash or chocolates for extras unless it’s acupuncture! (Twice)
Do not ask me out on a date (6x)
Do not hug me whilst you are semi naked!! (Once )

This not an April fools!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

31/03/2026

Appointments Thursday 11 gone could do a 12 and 18:30, there is gossip 👮

09/03/2026

Rare opportunity ******im getting out of bed on Saturday to see those that struggle mid week to get an appointment. Expect full on Jonquil mode. 🗣️ 🤭

08/03/2026

Div alert!!!‼️ 🚨

Said to someone last week,” see you next week!” But didn’t write it down 🤔
Totally unlike me …. 🤥
If it’s tomorrow it’s likely 10:30 but need to change it to 11:00!!!
Brilliant! 🤪

If you know me you know I love clothes and supporting local business. Today I found this, a lovely lady from Darlington ...
05/03/2026

If you know me you know I love clothes and supporting local business. Today I found this, a lovely lady from Darlington who ethically sources her products from India. I love the prints. dopamine alert!!! https://cinnamonjunction.com/

Thought I would order new uniform!! They went freestyle on the embroidery!!! I mean come on!!! What is this ?? !!!
21/02/2026

Thought I would order new uniform!! They went freestyle on the embroidery!!! I mean come on!!! What is this ?? !!!

Quiet day = browsing down my favourite street. Origins looking very zen 👀 🧡 💚 ☺️
17/02/2026

Quiet day = browsing down my favourite street. Origins looking very zen 👀 🧡 💚 ☺️

Address

Pilates And Beyond , Room 1, 85 Grange Road/Polam Lane
Darlington
DL15NN

Telephone

+447506700021

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