26/01/2026
🦴 We’ve Got a "Crush" on Our Newest Chiropractor! 💘
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mel’s moving up... and she’s ready for you! 🌹
Remember Mel? Our resident soft-tissue superstar for the last 7 years? Well, she’s officially stolen our hearts and "aligned" her career goals. Starting February 2nd, she is officially our newest McTimoney Chiropractor! ✨
Now, Mel specifically told me: "Please, keep the announcement professional. No corny jokes, no Valentine's puns, just the facts." So, being the supportive team we are, I’ve followed her wishes perfectly for this introductory post... 😉
Why Mel is your "Sole-Mate" (for your spine!) 😍
Mel is incredibly gentle and patient. She’s spent nearly a decade "kneading" your muscles to perfection, and now she’s bringing that magic touch to the McTimoney method.
Think of McTimoney as the ultimate romantic gesture for your nervous system. No loud "break-ups" (cracks) here! It’s a whole-body approach using light, lightning-fast touches to get your alignment back on track. It’s the kind of TLC your body has been dreaming of!
The Heart-Throbbing Details:
🗓 The Big Date: February 2nd
✨ The Vibe: Calm, kind, and 7 years of "back-ground" experience.
🎁 The Secret Admirer: We’ve got a "Welcome Mel" offer that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
Keep your eyes peeled for our next post where we’ll reveal the link to her exclusive offer. Your spine deserves a Valentine, too! 💌👀
PS That photo isn't AI but it is Mel with a tan!