Cheek 2 Chique

26/07/2025

✨ I’m not a scientist — and I don’t pretend to be.
But here’s what I do know:

When you discover a brand that delivers real results and stays true to its values, you don’t keep quiet. You shout it from the rooftops. 📣💕

That’s why I’m all in with Farmasi.

💗 A family-run company with decades of heritage, they’re rewriting the rules of beauty and wellness — no inflated prices, no gimmicks. Just honest, high-performing products that actually work.

🌿 Powered by science. Rooted in nature.
No fillers. No fluff. Just formulas with integrity.

As women in midlife, we’ve seen it all — the marketing tricks, the empty promises.
So when a brand comes along that truly gets us, it’s a breath of fresh air.

Here’s what makes Farmasi different:
✔️ Affordable without compromise
✔️ Clinically backed performance
✔️ Family values at the core
✔️ No middlemen, no markups
✔️ Delivered straight to your door

If you’re ready to feel energised, empowered, and supported from the inside out — I’m here for you.

Because thriving in your 40s, 50s and beyond?
That’s not a luxury.
It’s your right.

22/07/2025

🌟 Your Voice Matters! 🌟

If you've bought from myself or joined Farmasi… I’d love to hear what YOU love!
Which product made you glow, feel fabulous, or become a daily must-have?

👇 Drop a quick review of your favourite product in the comments or DM me so I can feature it in upcoming posts!
Let’s spread the love and help others discover the gems you swear by 💬💕

📢 Whether it’s skincare, makeup, wellness, or a Farmasi win—it could be the inspo someone else is waiting for!

Michelle x

Michelle x

22/07/2025

If the menopause were a medical emergency when I started with symptoms:-

Nurse: Good evening Dr, we have a 48 year old female, admitted last night with severe menopause. We’ve put her under sedation for her own sanity.

Dr: Oh, God, not another one. How are her levels?
Nurse: anger, anxiety, confusion are off the charts.
Dr: Flap check?
Nurse: No hope I’m afraid, extremely slack.
Dr: Weight gain?
Nurse: Rapid and unresponsive to diet and exercise
Dr: Tolerance levels for di*****ds?
Nurse: No tolerance detected at all, I’m afraid.
Dr: Pelvic Floor?
Nurse: Being dragged around behind her in an Aldi carrier bag.
Dr:Aldi?
Nurse: Yes, I know we’ve had an influx of Waitrose recently but at least this was a bag for life with lemons on it.
Dr: How ironic when she can’t squeeze her own, temperature?
Nurse: Volcanic and sweating profusely.
Dr: Breast check?
Nurse: At the Spaniels ears stage, we lifted up each armpit to check her t**s and can confirm they are being sweated off.
Dr: Confidence?
Nurse: Rock bottom s**t.
Dr: internal vaginal moisture levels?
Nurse: A camel just strolled out onto the ward.
Dr: S*x drive?
Nurse: Her husband has a right arm like Popeye and a hungry look.
Dr: Hair growth?
Nurse: Hard to tell which end is which.
Dr: Start this poor woman on an immediate dose of HRT, testosterone, anti-depressants, vaginal oestrogen, lovely skin care products, fabulous make up, a prescription to a clothes shop where clothes will actually fu***ng fit and flatter her, and a weeks holiday with her friends whenever she bloody well feels like it...

If only…
Ive got the Skincare, Diet, Makeup and HRT sorted though

20/07/2025

🔥 Say hello to the Burn & Balance Bundle 🔥

Your trio of wellness essentials, hand-picked to help you feel lighter, brighter, and more in control every day.

🍊 L-Carnitine Shots
Boost your burn and unlock energy! Just one shot each morning (on an empty stomach) helps turn fat into fuel — with real results! Many are shedding 3–9lbs weekly. It’s the ultimate morning kickstart.

💛 Meal Replacement Shake
Skip the guesswork with our delicious shake available in Vanilla, Strawberry 🍓, Chocolate 🍫, and Banana 🍌.
- With water? Go for 4 scoops.
- With semi-skimmed or plant milk? Just 2 scoops.
Portable, filling, and ideal for breakfast or dinner when you need something quick and satisfying.

🍎 Apple Cider Vinegar Gummies
Tame those cravings and support digestion! These little gems help with sluggishness, bloating, slow metabolism, and stubborn weight. Just 2 a day — a full month’s supply!

🎁 Bundle Perks:
All three for a limited-time bundle price — save £20!
Plus, enjoy FREE delivery and a surprise gift 🎉
Available until 11:59 PM Monday, 21st July

Burn & Balance Set with Vanilla Shake

20/07/2025

🚨 THIS WEEKEND ONLY 🚨
I have to shout this from the rooftops…

You can get ALL of this for just £80 — yes, £80!! 🤯
Normally worth £100, this offer gives you £20 OFF… but only until Sunday night!

And that’s not all… when you grab this deal, you also unlock:
💅 30% off for life on your own orders
💸 30% commission every time someone shops through you

Now let’s talk about what you’re getting 👇🏼

🎁 FREE Intensive Repair Shampoo (worth £20)
🎁 FREE VFX Primer (worth £12)
🎁 FREE Box of 40 Samples to try or share
🎁 FREE Shipping 🚚💨
🎁 A gorgeous Beauty Box crammed with full-size faves from every top range — worth more than double what you pay! 😍

Here’s just a peek at what’s inside:
✨ Aloe Glow
☕ Collagen Coffee with Chicory
💆‍♀️ Reviving Shampoo
🌿 Horse Chestnut Balsam
🧪 Super Elixir (worth £50 alone!)
💤 All Night Beauty Mask
👁️ Double Lash Mascara
🤍 VFX Blur Primer
🎨 3-in-1 Face Palette
🍒 BB Glaze in Black Cherry 03

If you’ve been watching and wondering if now’s the time — THIS is your sign 💥
This deal disappears at midnight Sunday ⏳
Why not grab it with a friend and split the goodies?

📩 Message me now — I’ll get you set up in minutes!

19/07/2025

Please share... if you or your friends have ✨ any little ones struggling with eczema—or maybe you do too?
Honestly, I’m blown away by these results… just 3 days apart!

One of my lovely sidelines shared these pictures of her little boy. Swipe to see the difference:
📅 First photo taken Saturday
📅 Second photo taken Monday
😯 Incredible, right?

All thanks to our Calendula Balsam—a gentle powerhouse 🌼 backed by science and inspired by pharmaceutical principles 🧬

No harsh chemicals. Just soothing, skin-loving ingredients doing what they do best. 💛

Curious about how it works, what’s in it, or how to use it effectively? I’ve got you 🙌
Drop me a 📲 and I’ll send over all the info you need.

18/07/2025

🔥 NEW! 5-DAY TRIAL PACKS – Try Before You Commit 🌱

So many of you have asked about our wellness shots but hesitated to dive in without knowing if the taste would suit you… Totally get it!

💬 You’ve spoken, and I’ve listened — now you can grab a trial pack to test the waters. Spoiler alert: they taste like refreshing orange squash 🍊 (and I genuinely think they’re lush!).

Here’s what these little powerhouses offer:
• 🔥 A natural fat-burning boost
• ⚡ Clean, sustained energy
• 🔁 A revved-up metabolism
• 🧠 Brain function support
• 💪 Pre-workout magic

💷 Just £8.50 per trial (+P+P if you’re not local)
📦 Only 15 packs available — once they're gone, they're gone!

👇 Drop a comment or DM me to claim yours. Don’t miss your chance to feel the difference 💚

18/07/2025

👯‍♀️ Bestie Goals = Activated!
Grab your ride-or-die and slay the wellness game together with our Bestie Bundle Blowout! 🎉💞

✨ Here's what you BOTH get:
💥 A month of fat-burning L-Carnitine Shots – hello energy boost & waistline wow!
🌿 A bottle each of our skin-glowing, bloat-busting Aloe Glow – beauty starts in the belly!

🫶 That’s TWO complete Slim Down Bundles, delivered FREE and sprinkled with a surprise gift you’ll swoon over 😍

🔥 No gatekeeping here:
L-Carnitine = fat to fuel
Aloe Glow = digestion, skin & hair radiance 💁‍♀️✨

👑 This is your sign to glow up together — message me to snag yours before they’re gone 🩷

17/07/2025

🌟 LIMITED EDITION ALERT 🌟
What if you could bag £200+ worth of beauty & wellness goodies for just £80? Well… you can! 👀🔥

Inside this insane value kit:
✨ Aloe Glow
☕ Nutriplus Coffee (Chicory & Collagen Blend)
🧴 Reviving Shampoo + FREE Extra Shampoo
💆‍♀️ Massage Gel
🧪 Absolute Super Elixir
🧖‍♀️ Age Reversist Beauty Mask (IYKYK 😍)
🎨 3-in-1 Face Palette
💄 BB Glaze Lipstick
👁️ Double Lash Mascara
🌟 VFX Blur Primer + FREE Extra Primer
📦 Coral Box Starter Kit bursting with samples
🚚 FREE Delivery

It’s the ultimate glow-up in one box—and it’s limited edition, so don't hang about! 💥

💻 Grab yours here:
Farmasi Registration – https://www.farmasi.co.uk/michellestoton/beautyinfluencer

🛍 Select the Limited Edition Kit at checkout (it’ll show £100 but auto-drops to £80 💸)

✅ No pressure to sell—use your Farmasi account just for personal purchases if you fancy 🩷

14/07/2025

✨ Ladies Struggling with Perimenopause? ✨
If you're dealing with mood swings, hot flashes, brain fog, low energy, or just not feeling like yourself — you're not alone, and there is support 💗

I've found something that's made a real difference, and I'd love to share it with you.

💌 Pop me a message for more information!

Michelle Stoton

11/07/2025

Back in stock today!!!!

There’s a reason these little shots are our biggest selling product and always selling out!

They are in HUGE demand!!!

If you’ve not heard the hype on what L’carnatine can do you for you, then I’m here to help show you, the benefits are unreal 👌🏼

My friend started using these in October 2024 as a pre work out and when she's had one of these she says she could train for HOURS 🏋️‍♀️
She's addicted!
The team and customers are obsessed ...because they're absolutely incredible 🙌🏼

So what’s in them?
1500MG of L CARNITINE
50MG of GREEN TEA
1MG of VITAMIN B6

🔥 They convert fat into energy
🍫 They suppress appetite
😋 They taste insane!!
💊 No mixing powders or swallowing large tablets
🏃‍♂️ Can have on the go
✈️ Easy to take on holiday with you so you can enjoy without feeling guilting 😎

Back in stock today but believe me when I say this, they won’t be for long!
Message me if you'd like to order

10/07/2025

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