Townhill Slimming World Saturday with Glen

30/01/2026

What better time to join us - than payday … and we know January has DRAGGED in …why not see what lbs and stones amazing members are losing every week

Saturdays 7.30 am and 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Townhill
Dunfermline
Ky12 0HE

Both sessions so get along early 😉

29/01/2026

We know that you may feel embarrassed about returning to your group but our returning members know that they had the warmest welcome from their consultant.
To us it’s the greatest compliment & categorically NO judgement.

So whatever the reason you stepped back from your group before we would love ♥️ to see you and this week we can offer you free membership.

Glen 🫶

7.30am and 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Green st
Townhill
Dunfermline
Ky12 0HE

28/01/2026

Saturdays 7.30am & 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Green st
Townhill
Dunfermline
Ky12 0HE
07900995275

Fast food, hero-style 🔥🍳. These Hoisin pork omelettes are bringing big flavour in minutes thanks to our latest recipe book – Slimming World’s 15 minute heroes 📚.

27/01/2026

9 years ago today …I started the super Saturday group Townhill Slimming World Saturday with Glen in DUNFERMLINE

And now it’s an extremely busy Slimming World place that has a massive year round group of magical members who support , cheer for , and care for each other.

Thank you to every member who has been , and those who are current …..

for letting me create a safe , fun , zany and blinking Gawjus environment for you all and a place where you can lose weight , gain bigger smiles and above all .. learn about YOU and ways to help YOU thrive.

Saturdays 7.30am & 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Green st
Townhill
Dunfermline ky12 0HE

07900995275 ~ Glen

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26/01/2026

Your weekly inspiration starts here 🙌! Meet Ali, who’s lost and incredible 13st (83kg) – simple swaps paired with unbeatable support from Consultants just like me 👋, and your fellow members too! If Ali can do it, so can you 🤗 – come along to my group and take that first step ❤️.

Saturdays 7.30am and 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Green st
Townhill
Dunfermline
Ky12 0HE

25/01/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Burns Night! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

These slimming-friendly versions of traditional Scottish dishes will warm you up (wee dram optional!) while setting your weight loss on fire 🔥:
https://www.slimmingworld.co.uk/blog/burns-night-recipes/

Get recipe ideas for all special occasions in my friendly Townhill Bowling Club group
I'd love to help you smash your slimming goals for 2026! 🎆

25/01/2026

Saturday 7.30 and 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Ky12 0HE

TAE A FART
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie. Just as ye sit doon among yer kin there sterts tae stir an enormous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas stert workin like a gentle breeze. But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face will have ye blawin all ower the place. Nae matter whit the hell ye dae a'bodys gonna have tae pay. Even if ye try tae stifle its like a bullet oot a rifle. Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair tae try and stop the leakin air. Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek. Pray tae God it disnae reek. But aww yer efforts go asunder. Oot it comes like a clap o thunder. Ricochets aroon the room. Michty me a sonic boom. God almighty it fairley reeks. Hope I huvnae shat ma breeks. Tae the bog I better scurry. Aww whit the hell, its no ma worry. A'body roon aboot me chokin. Wan or two are nearly bokin. Ill feel better for a while. Cannae help but raise a smile. Wis him! I shout with accusin glower. Alas too late, he's just keeled ower. Ya durty buggar they shout and stare. Ah dinnae feel welcome anymair. Where e're ye go let yer wind gan' free. Sounds like just the job fur me. Whit a fuss at Rabbies perty oower the sake o' wan wee ferty.!!! HAPPY BURNS DAY!!

23/01/2026

‘ some ‘ spaces still available

7.30am ( nearly full ) and 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Green st
Townhill
DUNFERMLINE
Ky12 0HE

22/01/2026

‘Slimming World changed how I felt on the inside and out and gave me the belief I’d been missing my whole life.’ Meet Poppie, who’s lost an incredible 5st 9lbs (35.8kg) and has been named a 2026 Slimming World Icon!

After a tough trip to Disneyland Paris that left her feeling embarrassed, self-conscious and anything but magical, Poppie decided enough was enough. One night, while scrolling social media, she spotted an advert for Slimming World and made the decision to join. Walking into her local group and meeting her Consultant Donna for the first time, she felt nothing but warmth and support from everybody there ❤️.

With each week, her confidence grew… and she started seeing the weight loss results she’d dreamed of. Now she feels like she’s the mum her children deserve 👏🥺! Read her life-changing story here: https://bit.ly/4aavHjt

22/01/2026

A tart… with a twist 🥔! With crushed potato making up the base and sides, this hearty dish is ready for any filling you fancy. It’s ideal for lunch or dinner – and goes great with your fave veggies 😉. What’s going in yours 👇?

SATURDAYS 7.30am and 9.00am
Townhill Bowling Club
Green st
Dunfermline
Ky12 0HE

07900995275 ~Glen

21/01/2026