09/03/2026
Ok……help me out here……define “too many dogs”
Currently our household has 6, however 1 belongs to my daughter, 2 belong to me, (my beloved Mr Otis & Mr Olly) and 3 belong to the husband - one of which is no bigger than an overweight guinea pig 🐹
So……..technically ‘I’ only have 2 dogs in which case, according to current statics within Northern Ireland, which I may or may not have conceived in my own head, I am therefore below the house average which stands at 3 dogs.
I therefore conclude that there might just be, if I talk very nicely to the husband and of course produce supportive evidence from you guys showing your approval and support of me getting myself a third dog I might just be allowed to extend the fur-family by 4 more paws 🐾 🙏🏼
Your support is much appreciated and I love you all very very much.
Side note: Mr Otis & Mr Olly have requested a sister just like them - a borderdoodle 💗