22/04/2026
Things my reflexology clients have said end-treatment… 😂
Honestly, I wish I wrote them all down because some of them are too good not to share…
• “ahh fk I was gone… you’re lucky I don’t tell you to fk off” 🤣
• “I thought I was going to kick you in the face” (don’t worry… you didn’t 😅)
• “could you transport me to another room with a bed and just leave me there?” (I mean… not a bad idea 👀 might patent that one)
• “I think I nearly fell asleep” (you definitely did… the little noise gave it away 🤪)
• “could you not do this every day?” (if only life allowed it!)
Safe to say… when you’re this relaxed, anything can come out of your mouth 😂
I absolutely love what I do 💛
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said or heard when you were half asleep?