The 'erb Lady

The 'erb Lady A wellness hub in the centre of Fakenham. Holistic, complimentary, alternative treatments and therapies.

Festival/event/private stall hire
The 'erb Lady
Debbie Wingell Yoga & Wellbeing
Sue Edwards
Blissful Beauty Bus By Tammy
Madison Davies

Today is my last day at work before I go away for the weekend, if I don't reply to messages you'll know why and I'll be ...
16/04/2026

Today is my last day at work before I go away for the weekend, if I don't reply to messages you'll know why and I'll be back in work on Monday.

We've got the lovely Debbie Wingell Yoga & Wellbeing in tomorrow with her beautiful massage and reiki 🌿

I have just 2 spaces left for the beginners crystal workshop! These will have gone by the end of this week so be quick! Payment confirms your booking, I can not hold/ reserve spaces unfortunately 🔮

I'm pleased to announce my beginners crystal workshop 🔮Saturday 30th May I invite you to my wellness hub to learn about ...
13/04/2026

I'm pleased to announce my beginners crystal workshop 🔮

Saturday 30th May I invite you to my wellness hub to learn about crystals! I'll talk to you about these beauties and how to get the best from them.

The session includes refreshments, a handy guide to keep with you and your own set of crystals to keep and work with!

Spaces are limited so booking is essential, you can do this by sending me a message on the number below or by sending me a message on Facebook 🔮

12/04/2026

Here at The Erb Lady i have one of the largest ranges of asmr in Norfolk, I cover everything from hair play to full body asmr, I have even created a crystal asmr session 🔮

Asmr is shown to help relax the mind and body, soothes anxiety and stress, helps reduce headaches, brings on a better sleep pattern, helps focus and concentration and keeps your wellbeing in tip top condition. Adding reiki and crystals into the session brings in even more healing and harmony 🔮

Sessions start from £35

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We are somewhere a little different for our first event of the year.... Billingford country park for their family open d...
12/04/2026

We are somewhere a little different for our first event of the year.... Billingford country park for their family open day!
Jazz and myself will be here with a stall full of crystally wonders 🔮

🎣 YOU’RE INVITED! 🌿
Join us for a fantastic day out at Billingford Lakes & Country Park Open Day – perfect for the whole family!
📅 Saturday 2nd May
⏰ 9AM – 4PM
📍 Billingford Lakes
✨ What’s on:
🎣 Have a go at fishing (adults & children)
🚒 Norfolk Fire & Rescue water safety
🎤 Demonstrations & talks
🎟️ Raffle
🛍️ Lots of craft stalls – something for everyone!
☕ Refreshments available
💚 FREE ENTRY • FREE PARKING • OPEN TO EVERYONE
Whether you’re an angling enthusiast or just looking for a great day out in the countryside, there’s something here for you!
👉 Tag your friends & family and make a day of it!

11/04/2026

I went for a holiday vibe spa last night for my client!
This lady has been on a journey with me, having never had a pedicure and problems with ingrown nails she was very shy about letting anyone see her feet, and didn't think there would be much I could do to help.
2 sessions in and my lovely lady is feeling totally different! The progress we've made has brought back some much needed self confidence 🩷

Bath dust = Jamaican Me Crazy
Bath bomb = Seychelles
By The Little Melt Boutique
Salts, scrubs, crystals, herbs and other ingredients by The Erb Lady (me)

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08/04/2026

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Copied from another self employed therapist, this sums up pretty well how things are for others and myself 🌿I’ve been re...
07/04/2026

Copied from another self employed therapist, this sums up pretty well how things are for others and myself 🌿

I’ve been reviewing my business and prices recently, looking at where things are going and what the next step might be.

It’s no secret that I absolutely love my job but, like anyone else, bills need paying and they seem to be getting higher by the minute! I’ve been getting so much busier, which is amazing, but it also means I’m at that slightly awkward stage where you start wondering whether it’s time to take on staff.

The problem is… it’s busy enough to need help, but not quite profitable enough to comfortably afford it yet.

So I was chatting to a friend about pricing and business structure, and I mentioned that I currently try to average treatment costs at around £45 per hour.

They laughed and said,

“Wow… I’m in the wrong job. Wish I got £45 an hour.”

It made me realise how many people understandably assume that if a therapist charges £45 for an hour treatment, that means they’re earning £45 an hour.

The reality is… it’s not even close.

That £45 isn’t wages.
It’s business turnover.
(Some charge less and some A LOT more)

From that £45, a whole load of things need paying for before the therapist even thinks about paying themselves.

For example:

Room costs, heating, electricity
Insurance, professional memberships, ongoing training
Oils, products, laundry, towels and blankets, cleaning products
Booking systems, website, card payment fees, marketing
Etc etc…
So straight away somewhere around £20 of that £45 for most of us is already gone.

That leaves roughly £25

Then comes tax and national insurance, which can easily take another 20–30%.

So that £45 treatment might realistically leave the therapist with something like £15–£22.

This is all before we talk about time, because a “one hour treatment” is rarely just one hour of work.

There’s the consultation, preparing the room, cleaning and resetting afterwards, washing and drying sheets and towels, replying to enquiries, admin and bookkeeping…. Each 1 hour of treatment time often represents 90 minutes to 2 hours of actual work time.

Which means the real hourly income can land somewhere around £10–£15 per hour.

Many massage therapists also can’t physically do more than 40 hours of treatments a week.

It’s demanding on the body. Most therapists cap out around 25 hours of treatment time and another 25 hours of everything else if they want their own bodies to last! (Especially the likes of me who’s also a mum and housewife as I know may of us are… the ‘work’ doesn’t stop after ‘work)

If someone did even 20 hours treatments in a week at £45, that’s £900 turnover.

Once business costs and tax are accounted for, that might realistically land somewhere around £350–£450 take home for the week….

THEN there’s the other reality of being self-employed.

No-shows and last minute cancellations.

That hours you kept free for someone?
Often, if they don’t turn up, you don’t get paid.
There’s no sick pay, no holiday pay, no pension.

Also when you run your own space, you’re never really “off”.

Messages come in late at night, early mornings, weekends, and because it’s your livelihood… you often answer them even when we kind of know we shouldn’t.

So when you pay for a treatment with a small independent therapist, you’re not paying their hourly wages.

You’re supporting a whole small business, and someone using their hands every day to help people feel better in their bodies…. Most therapists aren’t doing this because it’s a goldmine, we’re doing it because we genuinely care about the work, but the reality behind the scenes is very different from what people often imagine. I do love my work but also see how it’s often misperceived and under appreciated.

I suspect massage therapists aren’t the only ones…

Hairdressers.
Beauty therapists.
Nail techs.
Tattoo artists.
Tradespeople.

Pretty much anyone self-employed!

Happy bank holiday Monday! I hope you've all eaten your body weight in chocolate this weekend 😂Just a couple of little b...
06/04/2026

Happy bank holiday Monday! I hope you've all eaten your body weight in chocolate this weekend 😂

Just a couple of little bits of info....

The booking calendar is up and running again, now you no longer have to just message me! The link is in my info.

I've gone back to using my original number for work, this makes it a lot easier to contact me! 07898941437 please WhatsApp or text me as I can't always answer my phone, if you should ring and I'm unable to answer, please let me a voicemail and I will get back to you when I'm able.

The big boss man are going to enjoy the next couple of days warm weather together then I'm back to work Thursday 🌿

This is one of my most used crystals in healing and readings
04/04/2026

This is one of my most used crystals in healing and readings

Beautiliciousbydaniele now has her own exclusive line of 'Skinny Pouts' Bubblegum lip balms 💋I had so much fun creating ...
03/04/2026

Beautiliciousbydaniele now has her own exclusive line of 'Skinny Pouts' Bubblegum lip balms 💋

I had so much fun creating this line with Daniele and together we are now ready to launch!

Available exclusively in Daniele's lovely salon in Enlighten in Fakenham 💋

These turned up today 😍😍 Now on sale £10 each!
02/04/2026

These turned up today 😍😍

Now on sale £10 each!

Address

Bridge Street
Fakenham
NR219AG

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+447898941437

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