Touch of wellness

05/09/2025

✨ New Competition Alert! ✨
Every client I see gets a little gemstone to keep after their massage… but today, I’ve got a whole bowl full! 💎

👉 Can you guess how many gemstones are in the bowl?

🎁 Prize:
The closest guess will win a free 60-minute massage (plus their own gemstone to keep).

📌 How to Enter:

Comment below with your guess.

Like this post.

(Optional) Share it with friends so they can join in too!

⏰ Competition ends 5th October. Winner announced shortly after.

Good luck everyone — time to put your guessing skills to the test! 😉

— Yohann, Touch of Wellness
Your local Tension Tamer 🧘‍♂️

04/09/2025

📚 The kids are back at school… now what?
Time to swap lunchboxes and lost shoes for something a little more… soothing.
Because after weeks of juggling snacks, screentime limits, and summer chaos — you’ve earned some proper me time.

💆‍♂️ Why not start with a calming massage, in the comfort of your own home?
I bring everything to you — so you can relax, recharge, and return to your day feeling human again (remember that feeling?).

✨ September slots are now open!
Get your body and mind back in balance before the next school run kicks in.

📲 Message me to book or visit
🌐 www.touchofwellness.co.uk

01/09/2025

Dear followers,
It’s time to announce the winners! 🎉
🏆 Congratulations to Nicky Eyre for guessing my middle name—you’ve won a free 60-minute massage.
🥈 And congratulations to Delicia Lloyd for the funniest entry—you’ve won a £35 voucher.
I’ll email both of you your rewards shortly.
For everyone else, thank you for taking part!
Keep an eye on my posts; a new competition is coming soon. 😉

— Yohann, the Tension Tamer

21/08/2025

Behind every ‘professional’ photo shoot is…
✅ One spaniel demanding attention
✅ One therapist with a terrible joke addiction
✅ 200 outtakes and maybe 3 usable pictures 🤦‍♂️😂
and it won't these 3 🤣

19/08/2025

https://www.trustpilot.com/reviews/68a48120055cb7b1a33000e3

I was made to feel wonderful after a full body relaxing massage. All done in the privacy of you ...

19/08/2025

😩 Parents… the end is in sight — but you’re not quite there yet!
Just over two weeks to go before school’s back — and if you're running low on energy, patience, or just sanity, now is the perfect time to hit pause.

💆‍♂️ Imagine this:
A quiet home. No one asking for snacks. You, on a massage table, wrapped in teal towels, tension melting away…

✨ That moment of calm is just a message away.
I bring the massage to your home, so you don’t need childcare or to leave the house — just carve out a little “me time” before the chaos starts again.

📅 Limited August appointments still available — treat yourself before the back-to-school rush kicks in!

📲 Message me to book or visit
🌐 www.touchofwellness.co.uk

03/08/2025

🕵️‍♂️ Can You Guess My Middle Name?
It’s time for a bit of fun this August! 🎉

Take a wild guess at my middle name and you could win a FREE 60-minute massage 💆‍♂️
That’s right – The Tension Tamer has a middle name… but can you figure it out?

🎁 2 chances to win!

🥇 Correct Guess Prize: First person to guess it right wins a free 60-minute massage

😂 Funniest Guess Prize: The most creative, silly, or downright hilarious answer wins a £35 massage voucher

How to enter:
✅ Comment below with your guess
📅 Winners announced on 1st September
📍 Open to anyone local to Faversham or happy to travel

Even if you don’t win, you’ll definitely give me a laugh!
Tag a friend who loves a good guessing game or needs a massage!

02/08/2025

🎁 Fancy Winning a FREE Massage?
Or maybe a lovely meal out, a cream tea, or a pampering voucher from one of your favourite Faversham shops? 🛍️✨

We’re running a Prize Draw to support my daughter Chloe’s fundraising for her once-in-a-lifetime Costa Rica expedition in July 2026 with Camps International 🌿🌍

💆‍♂️ One lucky winner will receive a 60-minute Home Massage from me – The Tension-Tamer at Touch of Wellness!
But that’s just one of 8 amazing prizes from generous local businesses, including:

🍝 A meal for 2 at Ask Italian
🍰 Cream tea for 2 at Diana’s Tea Room
💇‍♀️ A £25 voucher at The Wright Cut
🖼️ Gifts and vouchers from Max Spielmann, L>Jays Attic, Tales on Market Street, and Faversham Vaparettes!

🎟️ Tickets are just a small donation – and every penny helps Chloe reach her goal.

📅 The draw runs until 31st August – plenty of time to enter, but don’t forget!

👉 Enter now: https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/qr/Ylbk38kW?utm_campaign=sharemodal&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=shortlink
(18+ and local to Faversham or happy to travel)

Thank you for your support – and good luck! 🍀

01/08/2025

🎉 Massage Mastermind Winners Announced! 🎉

A massive thank you to everyone who took part in the Massage Mastermind Challenge – I’ve loved seeing how many of you joined in and put your massage knowledge to the test!

🧠 After reviewing all the results, we have two amazing winners who scored full marks:

🏆 Nicky Eyre
🏆 Vanessa Hardy
You’ve each won a FREE 60-minute massage – well done!

And let’s hear it for our 2nd and 3rd place champions:

🥈 Becky Wade
🥉 Christine Sanger
You both win a £35 massage voucher, which you can use yourself or gift to someone who deserves a little TLC 💆‍♀️

💝 Everyone who entered received a 10% discount code at the end of the quiz – so don’t forget to use it when booking your next treatment!

Thanks again for playing – and watch this space, another challenge might be just around the corner... 😉

28/07/2025

Thank you very much Angela for your lovely review 😊

I went for the upgraded oil massage. Wow, not your generic massage, Yohann really helped releas ...

21/07/2025

🚨 Only 10 Days Left! 🚨
Have you taken the Massage Mastermind Quiz yet?

🎁 One lucky winner will get a FREE 60-minute massage – but the challenge ends on 31st July!
💝 And don’t forget – everyone who enters gets 10% off their next massage as a thank-you for taking part.

🧠 Test your knowledge on massage, stress relief, and self-care in this fun 20-question challenge.
It only takes 3 minutes – and could be your ticket to some serious relaxation!

👉 Take the quiz now before time runs out: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdggmbWj3qewFu7a0Kzbjr4XDpUBqELa8qHYCOfG3su6Rm3ww/viewform?usp=header

📅 Winner announced: 1st August

Tag a friend who thinks they know more than you! 😏

12/07/2025

Enter now to support Chloé 's trip to Costa Rica in 2026 and win multiple prizes . Your entry makes a real difference—thank you!