01/04/2026
π·π½ NEW STAFF MEMBER JOINS! π½π·
Exciting news - today, in keeping with our company branding, we have recruited a practice piglet!
Weβre delighted to announce the newest addition to our team: Mildred Pickles.
Mildred joins us as our Head of Patient Morale, bringing with her a wealth of experience in snuffling, gentle supervision, and unsolicited emotional support.
While she has shown limited interest in administrative duties, she excels in greeting visitors, inspecting the premises (especially snack areas), and boosting staff spirits with her impeccable charm.
Please note: Mildred may occasionally wander into consultations, but this is strictly for quality control purposes.
She's very excited to meet some of our lovely patients, so please feel free to drop by the clinic and say, "oink".
Welcome to the team, Mildred!
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