03/06/2023
When people ask you how much does it cost to loose weight.
👤 I want to lose weight but I just don't know what to eat?
💁♂️ That's ok, our Facebook group has over 300 healthy balanced, tasty, quick meals to choose from.
👤 But i'm vegetarian!
💁♂️ Ah, we only have 268 of them.
👤 And Gluten Free!
💁♂️ Just the 164 of them.
👤 But what about the rest of the day?
💁♂️ We have a plan for that
👤 I'm not giving up my weekly takeaway and a few pints a week
💁♂️ OK
👤 And my Starbucks in the morning, can't get through the morning without that
💁♂️ OK
👤 I don't have time to go to the gym everyday
💁♂️ OK. Do you have a gym membership though?
👤 Yeah, but I've got this dodgy shoulder you see
💁♂️ Ok. We have daily free workouts you can do from home around that.
👤 Yeah and i'm fairly sure I was born with a slow metabolism
💁♂️ Uh huh
👤 But i've got to do something because i've put on 2 stone over lockdown and I was struggling with my weight before then! I can't even keep up with my kids and I want to be around to see them grow up.
💁♂️ No problem, here to help you every step of the way
👤 How much is it?
💁♂️ How much do you spend each week on your takeaway, few pints, your daily Starbucks, cans of pop, sweets, chocolate bars, crisps?
👤 £75 maybe a bit more. . .
💁♂️ Ok, and the gym membership you don't use?
👤 £40
💁♂️ So that's £340-£415 a month, 3-5 grand a year almost, maybe a bit more. . .
👤 Never thought about it like that!
💁♂️ Most people don't. Over time we'll help you change your habits, swapping bad for better, then better for good. It's a gradual change, you don't have to give everything you like up, but over time you'll find that crave the Starbucks, takeaways and alcohol less. You can bin that gym membership too. You are going to save a fortune and feel amazing
👤 I'll ask my partner
💁♂️ Did you ask if you were allowed to put the weight on?
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