06/01/2026
I used to think I had to eat all the unhealthy food in the house before starting a diet.
Like…
“Can’t start tomorrow until I respectfully finish this family-size bag of crisps, three boxes of chocolates, half a pizza, and that mystery ice cream from 2022.”
🚨 Breaking news 🚨
Your body is not a landfill.
You are not legally obligated to clear the kitchen before choosing vegetables.
You can start a diet while junk food still exists.
Wild concept, I know.
The chocolates won’t cry.
The crisps won’t hold a grudge.
And that fizzy juice will somehow survive without you.
You don’t need a “last supper.”
You just need to stop negotiating with snacks like they’re coworkers.