10/04/2026
This is the story of Wanda Loseweight -
Please pay attention, it could be anyones fate.
She’d booked a holiday for the end of July,
2 stone off was her aim - seemed easy as pie.
Easter had gone but with kids still on scene,
She put it off til next week “when Im back in routine”
The following week, torrential rain fell quite bad
“Go out in this weather?? Id have to be mad!”
Another week later she was invited for drinks
“I’ll join in May, plenty of time” she thinks
But shes busy all month with no time to care
About that one hour a week, which is all she needs spare
June arrives but Wanda does not get upset
“Still 6 weeks to go, why worry and fret?
If Im really good, I’ll lose 3 lbs a week
Its not quite what I wanted but I’ll still look quite sleek!”
But June comes and goes and Wanda didn’t commit
Her new shorts are too tight and her dresses don’t fit
She’s sat on the beach with her friend thin Lizzie
Who feels sad for her pal when she gets in a tizzy
“Oh why” Wanda wails “didn’t I take your advice?
And join with you back in April - you’re looking so nice!
You’ve lost 3 stone at a nice steady pace
And you’ve got nothing but size 12’s packed in your case!”
But Wanda Loseweight was not long feeling blue
With a new goal in mind, she knew what to do
“Lizzie” she said “I’ve got it all planned
Im joining a group, the minute we land!”
True to her word, Wanda did what she said
And got to her Target, by Christmas instead
And one year later, once more with her mate
They were BOTH in bikinis and content with their weight.
