Thestelane

Thestelane Unlock your human potential. I have been living primally for a decade now. Do these sound like qualities you'd like in yourself?

The Abundant energy, effortless fat loss and weight maintenance, stable hunger levels, and amazing athletic performance almost has me feeling like I am cheating at life. What if I told you that feeling this way is not only attainable, but once you are armed with the right guidance and knowledge, it is easy and effortless. Thats right, you are supposed to feel this way! Unfortunately our modern lifestyles have led us astray from optimal gene expression and effortless health and wellbeing. I'm here to help you get that back! That is WHY I am passionate about this work and about this field. I really do want to help and I am looking forward to helping you get back to being your best self. Are you ready to enjoy living life Peak Primal?

“When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back” - Yoda
08/03/2026

“When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back” - Yoda

07/03/2026

Is this not how you open an orange? 🍊

Memes…”A modern symbolic artifact through which the collective unconscious briefly leaks into the timeline.” Carl Jung, ...
07/03/2026

Memes…”A modern symbolic artifact through which the collective unconscious briefly leaks into the timeline.” Carl Jung, 1869.

You believe you are “just scrolling,” but what is actually occurring is a spontaneous eruption of archetypal imagery — the Trickster, the Shadow, the Eternal Fool — compressed into 12 JPEGs and a meditating cat reminding you of the absurdity of it all.

Consider this meme dump a sign of your awakening.

Or at the very least… a little laugh to lighten the load 😉

06/03/2026

People hear “care less” and think it means not giving a 💩

That’s not what I’m saying.

Modern culture has turned life into a performance review.

Everything must have purpose.
Everything must be optimized.
Every moment must be productive.

Every moment becomes an exam you could fail.

That kind of seriousness slowly suffocates the magic of being alive.

When I say care less, I mean:

Care less about controlling everything.
Care less about proving your worth.
Care less about the imaginary scoreboard in the sky.

Because the moment you loosen that grip, something interesting happens.

Life starts flowing again.

You notice things again.
You laugh more easily.
You fall back in love with ordinary moments.

That’s not apathy, it’s agency and with your participation.

It’s the difference between clenching life in your fist and dancing with it. Resistance or flow.

Thought experiment:

What would happen if you cared a little less about controlling life?

Would everything fall apart?
Or would you finally relax into it?

The universe isn’t a courtroom.
It’s a playground.

Learn to play again.

05/03/2026

F***s sake 🥲

Relax ☯️
05/03/2026

Relax ☯️

04/03/2026

He’s fine

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