Float-ology

05/01/2026

Your Nervous System Is Tired.
Your Body Is Asking for Stillness.

Modern life keeps your nervous system stuck in fight or flight — even when you’re resting.

Floating gently guides your body back into deep regulation, where healing, repair and balance naturally happen.

✨ At Floatology, floating helps you:

• Calm anxiety and overwhelm
• Switch off stress hormones
• Reset your nervous system
• Improve sleep, clarity and energy
• Allow the body to return to full health — effortlessly

No talking.
No effort.
Just profound stillness.

This is not a luxury.
It’s biological recovery.

Your body already knows how to heal —
Floating simply gives it the space to do so.

One session can feel like hours of deep rest.
Regular floats create lasting nervous system resilience.

🔗 Book now via the link below
Your nervous system will thank you.

http://www.float-ology.co.uk/book-now/

— Floatology
Where deep healing begins 🌊

25/12/2025

Merry Christmas from us at Floatology 🤍

To our beautiful clients, friends, and community — thank you from the bottom of our hearts for being part of the Floatology family.

As many of you know, being a small family business isn’t always easy, and 2025 has been one of the most challenging years we’ve ever faced. In June, Donna was diagnosed with breast cancer and has since gone through two rounds of surgery. Alongside this, Danny has walked his own dark nights of the soul — holding space, caring for Donna, and doing his best to keep Floatology going part-time through it all.

There were moments we didn’t know how we’d get through — but your kindness, patience, messages, bookings, check-ins, and continued support carried us more than you’ll ever realise.

This year has changed us. It has taught us to listen to our bodies, slow down, and be truly present. Because of that, we’ve made changes for 2026 that are deeply aligned with who we have become — more intentional, more grounded, and more committed than ever to nervous system health, healing, and living well.

To those who have supported us — whether quietly or loudly — thank you. We see you. We appreciate you. We couldn’t have done this without you.

We send you big love, and we wish you a prosperous, happy, and healthy New Year. May 2026 bring peace to your nervous system, clarity to your heart, and ease to your life.

With gratitude and love,
Donna & Danny
Floatology ✨

fans

16/12/2025

Booking link

http://www.float-ology.co.uk/book-now/

Gift Voucher link

http://Floatology.gettimely.com

✨ FLOATOLOGY ✨

Where your nervous system finally exhales

You don’t need another holiday.
You need silence.
Stillness.
A reset at the deepest level.

Step into warm, weightless water…
No gravity.
No noise.
No demands.

Just you — suspended, supported, and safe.

🌊 In one float, your body remembers how to heal
• Stress hormones melt away
• Your nervous system shifts out of survival
• Muscles release what they’ve been holding for years
• The mind slows… then softens… then clears
• Deep rest equivalent to hours of sleep

This isn’t pampering.
This is neurological restoration.

Most people don’t realise how overstimulated they are
until they experience true stillness.

💭 People leave saying:
“I didn’t know I needed that.”
“I feel calm… clear… grounded.”
“It’s like my body reset itself.”

✨ Floatology is not a luxury — it’s a necessity
for modern minds and exhausted nervous systems.

🕯️ Private.
🌊 Serene.
🧠 Scientifically proven.
💎 Deeply indulgent.

Book your 1-hour float now
and give your body permission to switch off.
Booking & gift voucher link below 👇
http://Floatology.gettimely.com

👉 Limited spaces available
👉 Your reset is waiting

16/12/2025

✨ FLOATOLOGY ✨

Where your nervous system finally exhales

You don’t need another holiday.
You need silence.
Stillness.
A reset at the deepest level.

Step into warm, weightless water…
No gravity.
No noise.
No demands.

Just you — suspended, supported, and safe.

🌊 In one float, your body remembers how to heal
• Stress hormones melt away
• Your nervous system shifts out of survival
• Muscles release what they’ve been holding for years
• The mind slows… then softens… then clears
• Deep rest equivalent to hours of sleep

This isn’t pampering.
This is neurological restoration.

Most people don’t realise how overstimulated they are
until they experience true stillness.

💭 People leave saying:
“I didn’t know I needed that.”
“I feel calm… clear… grounded.”
“It’s like my body reset itself.”

✨ Floatology is not a luxury — it’s a necessity
for modern minds and exhausted nervous systems.

🕯️ Private.
🌊 Serene.
🧠 Scientifically proven.
💎 Deeply indulgent.

Book your 1-hour float now
and give your body permission to switch off.
Booking & gift voucher link below 👇
http://Floatology.gettimely.com

👉 Limited spaces available
👉 Your reset is waiting

11/12/2025

✨ RESET YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM IN 60 MINUTES ✨
Floatology – Your Sanctuary for Deep Restoration

Stressed? Overwhelmed? Running on empty?
Step into our luxury float pod and let EVERYTHING melt away.

🌊 1 Hour Float = Full Body + Mind Reset
• Calms an overworked nervous system
• Switches you into deep rest & repair
• Relieves muscle tension and chronic stress
• Clears mental fog & boosts creativity
• Leaves you feeling lighter, centred, and recharged

This is your invitation to stop… breathe… and reset.
Because you deserve more than just a break —
you deserve a complete nervous system reboot.

✨ Floatology | Where Stillness Heals ✨
📍 Book your 1hr float today and feel the difference.

Booking link in bio

www.float-ology.co.uk

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05/12/2025

Book yourself the gift of a float. This is the booking link 😊♥️

http://www.float-ology.co.uk/book-now/

This is the link for online e-gift vouchers for Christmas gift of relaxation for that special someone ♥️

http://Floatology.gettimely.com

fans

03/12/2025

Book yourself the gift of a float. This is the booking link

http://www.float-ology.co.uk/book-now/

This is the link for online e-gift vouchers

http://Floatology.gettimely.com

fans

19/11/2025

🌑 FLOATOLOGY — BLACK FRIDAY EVENT 🌑
Unwind. Reset. Transform.

For ONE WEEKEND ONLY…
Step into deep rest with our most luxurious healing offers of the year:

✨ 1 Hour Float Therapy — £40
Drop into pure weightlessness, release tension and reset your nervous system.

✨ Zero Gravity Smart Massage Chair — £20
Melt stress instantly with a tailored full-body massage.

✨ Hydrotherm Massage Capsule — £25
Warm, weightless, deeply relieving. Total body restoration.

✨ Infrared Sauna — £20
Detox, glow and rejuvenate from the inside out.

📍 Floatology Sacred Space
📅 Black Friday Weekend Only
💫 Limited availability — once the slots are gone, they’re gone. Message to book

19/11/2025

Are you ready to relax, reset and restore your health and wellbeing. Have a float today 💫 Booking link is in the bio 😊



Booking link below

http://www.float-ology.co.uk/book-now/

15/11/2025

✨ BENEFITS OF FLOATING ✨

💫• Instant stress relief — your nervous system switches to deep calm
💫• Pain reduction — weightlessness eases joints, muscles & spine
💫• Mental clarity — reduces overwhelm, boosts focus & creativity
💫• Better sleep — activates the theta brainwave state
💫• Emotional reset — releases tension stored in the body
💫• Improved recovery — perfect for trauma, burnout & exhaustion
💫• Deep meditation effortlessly — even if your mind is busy
💫• Feels like 3 hours of sleep in 1 session

Booking link below ⬇️

http://www.float-ology.co.uk/book-now/