Uber Pigmentations

25/02/2026

You’re spending thousands on your surgery, but are you skipping the one step that determines your final results? 🛑

Stop scrolling if you’re booked for a cosmetic procedure—pre-surgery massage isn't just a 'luxury,' it’s your secret weapon for a 50% faster recovery.

Pre-surgery prep is about more than just stopping alcohol and somemeds.

To get those snatched, smooth results you’re paying for, your body needs to be in peak condition before the first incision.

Here’s why pre surgical Manual Lymphatic Drainage (MLD) should be vital:

Clean Slate for Surgeons: MLD flushes out stagnant fluids and toxins, creating "cleaner," well-drained tissue that makes it easier for surgeons to make precise incisions.

Built-in Defense: It boosts your immune system by circulating lymphocytes (white blood cells), drastically lowering your risk of post-op infections.

The 'Anti-Fibrosis' Foundation: By stimulating healthy fluid flow early, you reduce the chance of developing hard lumps (fibrosis) and heavy bruising after the procedure.

Faster "Snap Back": Preparing your soft tissues (muscles, fascia, and ligaments) ensures they are resilient and ready to heal the moment you leave the theatre

Nervous System Reset: It activates your "rest and digest" mode, lowering cortisol and anxiety so your body isn't fighting stress while trying to repair itself.
Don't leave your healing to chance. Book your pre-op sessions we recommend 2–4 sessions before your date to ensure your tissues are as ready as you are. 💆‍♀️✨

23/02/2026

🚨Just look at the phone holder and how much it's moving 😱

imagine a few days post surgery having to endure these bumps?!

I’ve been there. The pain, the swelling, the uncomfortable car ride to find someone that specialises in after surgery lymphatic massages I drove for 45 mins to discover the girl wasn't suitably qualified at all and gave me a brutal painful massage and opened my wound aswell this is why my message to you is clear ... ensure they are specialists I can't stress this enough ... its gentle and should never be PAINFUL (turns out I was given a body sculpting massage) and told she needed to get rid of the fibrous tissue 2 weeks post surgery 🫣🫣🫣

It broke my heart to know this is going on seeing clients having to travel hours to get lymphatic drainage SO That’s why I trained in specialised
Post surgical MLD—to bring healing closer for you, so you can recover in comfort. ✨ and to keep you all safe thankfully I have now found a specialist and im healing beautifully but the story could have been a whole lot worse had I not known it just wasn't right!!

20/02/2026

🎉✨ Pre/ Post-Surgery Care Alert! ✨🎉
Did you just have surgery or about to have surgery? 🏥 Let's talk about the magic of pre and post surgical massages! 💆‍♀️💖

Unlike regular lymphatic massages, these specialised treatments focus on gentle fluid movement tailored just for your recovery days 3-12. It's best to only book 30 minutes this can make all the difference! To reduce pain from fluid build up.

After this you can move up to 60mins where we methodically gently and efficiently drain the fluid,
Help with fibrous tissue and aid wound healing it's step by step and done with you surgery and your journey in mind but most importantly your saftey always!
This is just for pre and post surgical we also work with lymphodema patients too 🫶🏼

👐💦 Don’t settle for less—choose a trained specialist to guide you through this vital healing journey! Your body deserves it! 💪✨
Dm for more information ℹ️ or tag a friend whos in Ayrshire

postsurgicalmassageayrshire

18/02/2026

No more trips to Glasgow. No more uncomfortable car rides. Just expert recovery, right here in Ayrshire. 🏠✨

‼️Ps read this whole caption there's a surprise-at the end!! ♥️‼️

I’ve been where you are. I know the feeling of recovering from surgery—uncomfortable, swollen, and the last thing you want to do is sit in a car for an hour to get the treatment you need.

That’s why I’ve brought something essential to Ayrshire. I am now the ONLY specialist in the area providing PRE and Post-Surgical Lymphatic Drainage Massage.

Why POST SURGICAL TRAINING and finding a specialist matters: This isn't just a standard massage. Post-op tissues are fragile. Without specific training in cosmetic surgery drainage, standard massage can cause more harm than good, leading to increased swelling or damaged lymph pathways, wound healing issues, pain and many more issues besides

I’ve specifically trained to:
Safely drain lymphatic fluid.
Reduce post-op swelling and bruising.
Prevent fibrosis (hard lumps) and promote a smoother result. Assist lymphodema patients "ps i can say it correctly im still recovering from a lip lift so some words are difficult when moving my mouth 😍"

Recover in comfort, close to home, with a professional who understands your journey.
📲 DM surgical massage for more information 💆‍♀️👩‍⚕️

Please LIKE SHARE and save this post those who share to their story will be in for a chance to win a free treatment!!!

18/02/2026

Guys you know I'm alway banging on about the rubbish in supermarket food and their meat produce etc. I buy everything separately organic and prep it all but it can be really costly well I thought I'm going to give green chef a whirl and oh my word I had my first meal last night the prawns were the biggest I think I've ever seen an no water came out so real and juicy not pumped full of water or anything added either and all the ingredients fresh and high quality nutrient dense and absolutely delicious and unlike some of the others I've tried before they are in stock of the most popular or fav dishes
Get your free box below 👇🏼 and let me know what you think ♥️

14/02/2026

At the end of the day, I love giving amazing service… but I’m only one person 🤷‍♀️.

So if you’re messaging me evenings and weekends while I’ve got wine in hand and a film queued… relax. Your answer is already on no doubt your email confirmation on our website, socials , Google or on those reading materials I gave you. Yes, the same one you put on your fridge and never checked 😅.

Imagine your boss sliding into your DMs at that hour—what would you say? ......:Exactly. Let’s all do a little detective work before sending the late-night “quick question"

I love you all really but im human too 🩷😆

Thanks in advance 😜😜😜

who's with me?

09/02/2026

Check out my new post on Instagram 🩷

07/02/2026

04/02/2026

So many people expect thick, black brows or bold lips to look like a tattoo — but when they see my work, they realise it’s different. Natural, delicate, and undetectable, and no two clients I do are the same so there PMU won't be either it's enhancing your features instead of changing them. That “finally” moment is why I love what I do.

21/01/2026

Struggling with retention, colour, or depth in your PMU work? 🎨

You don’t have to guess anymore — 1:1 mentoring with me helps you refine your technique, correct mistakes, and get the results your clients will love. 💉✨

Ready to stop the frustration and start mastering your craft? DM me to get started!

We will deep dive in the training you've already completed, how you prefer to learn, where you feel you struggle and tailor and exact training to suit your needs from watch me work days, Matt work, theory, model days or a mixture and what's more it don't end there I'll be there to support you after the training there's no gate keeping or ghosting here just honest, ethical, thorough training so you leave confident

BrowEyelinerBlushMasterty

20/01/2026

1️⃣ I slow the appointment down, even when the day’s running late.
Even when my inbox is full.
Even when I could “just tweak it quickly.”
Because rushed work is how people end up sitting in removal clinics six months later, wondering what happened.

2️⃣ I say the awkward thing out loud.
The “I don’t think this is right for your skin yet.”
The “this won’t heal the way you’re imagining.”
I’ve said it to clients in the chair and students mid-training — usually right before the room goes quiet.
That pause saves years of stress later.

3️⃣ I document everything properly.
Photos. Notes. Skin behaviour. Healing patterns.
Not because it’s aesthetic — but because future me doesn’t want to rely on memory when someone’s brows are fading and they’re nervous.

This is what my work actually looks like.
Not dramatic transformations.
Not rushing to the finish line.

Just consistent, careful decisions that mean my clients keep results natural — and my students keep their confidence.

If you want PMU that feels calm now and still makes sense later, this is how I already work.