28/01/2026
🪶 Dearest Gentle Readers, 🪶
This author has observed a most curious trend sweeping through the ton… an alarming rise in stiff backs, troublesome shoulders, and knees that protest far too loudly after even the most modest exertion.
Whispers suggest the cause may be long hours seated in poor posture, ambitious training plans, or the scandalous belief that pain is simply something one must “put up with”.
Fear not.
At Free Your Body Therapy, our accomplished practitioners provide physiotherapy, osteopathy, sports therapy and rehabilitation, restoring movement, easing discomfort, and returning members of the ton to their chosen pursuits with elegance and ease.
One would be wise to address such matters promptly, lest one be forced to sit out the season entirely.
Appointments are now being accepted.
After all… nothing draws more admiration than moving well and living pain-free.
Yours truly,
Lady Whistledown
(on behalf of Free Your Body Therapy)