Phineas Pulmoflator

Phineas Pulmoflator Professor of Aviation Medicine in the Royal Dirigible Corp, Physician aboard the HMD Regina Skylark.

5th columnists are at work all over the Empire. Some cause serious problems, others just threaten and bluster. The ide...
16/07/2025

5th columnists are at work all over the Empire. Some cause serious problems, others just threaten and bluster. The idea is in every case to cause disruption and waste efforts dealing with needless mischief.

As it's obvious they could not manage the exercise required to emulate a boomslang, some of the local traitors might as ...
16/07/2025

As it's obvious they could not manage the exercise required to emulate a boomslang, some of the local traitors might as well be described as snakes in the grass. Never an opportunity passes without them making strenuous efforts to disrupt Unit cohesion or divert Ministry funds for their own purposes. It is a shame that in these difficult times the Constabulary cannot be persuaded to take more interest.

Today has been a good day. The training schedule originally set out by Lady McCartney has been abandoned pro tem. The ...
12/07/2025

Today has been a good day. The training schedule originally set out by Lady McCartney has been abandoned pro tem. The youngsters are preparing for some festival and it makes the gymnasium at best a difficult place. Knowing they dislike water, in general, has lead your correspondent to retire to the baths, there to train his endurance. And oh my how is that enduring coming along!

12/07/2025

This is Jenkins.
Jenkins wanted to reheat his tea.
He opened a minor wormhole.
Now the biscuits are sentient.
Don’t be like Jenkins.
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Automaton Improvisation: The machine may assist, but the madness is mine.

At work out there is a malign force. The objects of its attention are the inhabitants of the seemingly innocuous Manor ...
08/07/2025

At work out there is a malign force. The objects of its attention are the inhabitants of the seemingly innocuous Manor of West Hykeham. This is the only possible explanation for the terrible series of awfully timed events that have occurred.

A party must be dispatched to find and destroy this entity.

Chumrades, your correspondent has today completed a course of education. With luck and a following wind this will begin...
07/07/2025

Chumrades, your correspondent has today completed a course of education. With luck and a following wind this will begin the proccess of transferring to a different branch of the service. Stay tuned.

The demonic forces prefer nocturnal hours for psychic assaults. The shielding on even the strongest minds is weakest in...
29/06/2025

The demonic forces prefer nocturnal hours for psychic assaults. The shielding on even the strongest minds is weakest in the small hours, especially in summer. The long days of exhausting activity lower the resistance in all.

A few crew devised alterations and things are much improved.
28/06/2025

A few crew devised alterations and things are much improved.

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