Elfie's - Lets get social

21/10/2024

✨ Calling All Woo-Curious Souls! ✨

Ever feel like there’s something more out there but aren’t sure where to begin?

Wondering WTF a chakra is and how balancing them can bring stability to your life, transmute trauma, and help you lean into your heart?

Maybe you’ve heard terms like "awakening," "ascension," "manifestation," "Akashic records," or "shamanic healing" and thought, What does that even mean?

Keep seeing 11:11, 222, or 444? Are 5’s keeping you up at night?

Or maybe you've come across buzzwords like "purpose," "heart-led," and "aligned" but aren't sure how they apply to you?

Perhaps you’ve started a yoga or meditation practice to support your mental well-being, but now things are feeling a bit confusing—and a little spooky.

Are you beginning to wonder, What is the point of life?

Well, this is your "signier" sign to come and get curious—woo-curious! 🦋

Join me for a 2-hour online session designed just for you—the spiritually curious!

This is a safe, welcoming space where we’ll break down esoteric terminology, talk through the awakening process, and lay the foundations for your journey into healing, self-discovery, and spirituality.

During our time together, we will:

🔮 Unpick common spiritual concepts and navigate complex spiritual vocabulary

🌱 Discuss what it really means to "awaken" and why it’s not as scary as it sounds

💫 Provide a roadmap for dipping your toes into the world of healing and self-growth—not as a box to tick, but as a lifestyle

No prior experience is needed—just a curious mind and an open heart! ❤️

Whether you’re seeking answers, looking for clarity, or just want to learn more, this session is the perfect starting point (because we all have to start somewhere!).

We’ll also tap into the energy of 11:11 to begin this new journey of rediscovery (don’t worry, I’ll explain 😉).

Details:
📅 Date & Time: 11/11, 7:30 - 9:30 PM (via Zoom)
🎟️ Investment: £11.11

Limited spots available to keep the space intimate and interactive. Reserve your spot today, and let’s embark on this transformative journey together! 🌟

Feel free to DM me with any questions and to book🙏✨

12/03/2024

People always say, karlla you have such lovely dress sense...

Do you know what yes I do, but that also comes with a fu*k ton of clothes.

An adhd Hyperfixation you might say 🤷 ramifications of not having clothes as a child, others might say? or even the joy of loosing loads of weight and being able to shop anywhere... who knows (it's an issue that's not an issue I love clothes)

What it does mean tho, is ive always got piles and piles of clothes to put away...

I mean it's normally (in my best chuckle brothers to me paul, to you Barry voice)

From the stairs to the bed then a jostle from bed to floor for a week until i actualy force my self to put them away one night.

Now I can only do them in the night, as when I get up and leave my room in the morning my room no longer exists (obviously) and I am only refaced with clothes mountain when I go to bed and remember i have multiple washing mountians to contend with 🤣

WTF when will i learn 🙃

Tbf, I probably never well, see with adhd there's this issue with object permanence and task paralysis...

This is a apart of my neurocognitive disability, I can't just erase it, or strategise it out it's part of who I am! I forget s**t!

When I come to bed and i am faced with clothes mountain ⛰️ I absolutely "can't" do it and they end up the floor again and the cycle continues.

Well tonight... I tackled it... and it took... wait for it.... 20 bloody minutes.

A task I'd put off for a week took me 20 minutes and I am now ready to get dressed for the next week, with my outfits all organised and put away as they need to be to make my life overall much bloddy easier.

Procrastination is my worst enemy 😫 but at least I get the satisfaction when I finally do the thing I put off.

Moral of the story, adhd is a bit of a dick sometimes and I literally have to fight my self to do the simplest of tasks.

A win doesn't have to be a socially constructed massive occasion, it could be as simple as putting washing mountain away...

What are you procrastinating?

Where can you devote 20 minutes to make your life easier?

What's your wins this week?

09/03/2024

Here's to:

The do you want to come women

The I seen this and thought of you women

The are you OK I've not heard from you for a while women

The how's thing women

The I am struggling can we meet women

The fancy a brew women

Here to the out of the blue I think your amazing because women

The women who tag you in funny memes

The women who tag you in heart felt memes because they don't have the words

Here's to the women that hold you accountable and call you out on your bull s**t

My they be your mother's, sisters, aunties neices and friends.

May we know them, be them, may we raise them ❤️

04/03/2024

It's not a brag post, more of an absolute flex from my inner teen 😉

Only gone and secured another 1st, 2/2 so far proud as punch.

Why do I keep flexing like this I hear no one ask 😂

Well all my throughout my educational life I was told i can't.

In year 11 I was told not to bother applying for 6th form as the teacher didn't want my kind and I wasn't welcome (thanks Mrs Watson)

Well contrary to the imageary i present, there's an inner part of me, even whilst writing these essays, that is Mrs Watson and every teacher before her that told me I couldn't.

I flex because I owe it to my 16 year old self and every other 15/16 year old "trouble maker" out there who is told they can't!!

The misunderstood ones The ones who struggle to read write or articulate themselves in a way that fits our education system, so they switched off in y9 and gave up trying

The bright gifted and talented ones, who are neurodiverse, so can only Hyper fixate and apply themselves to areas of interest that "light them the f**k up"

I walk this path, and flex my flex, all whilst asking for the help and support my neurodiverse brain needs and advocating and speaking out...

I do this in the hope and belief that one day, little girls and boys wont need to get to their 30's to believe in their unique magic that is them.

So that having a brain that doesn't conform to social norms is honoured from the outset and beyond and celebrated by adults who just gets them 🤔

In the hope that not fitting in becomes a social norm within education.

Look out world Dr karlla is one step closer to actualisation 😉

***Overshare incoming***

Honestly prior to getting my feedback I had taken myself on a hot girl walk (cause the pink beanie is giving me life)

I was angry at my brain for not conforming, upset that I don't fit in and that I am not normal.

EXASPERATED by how hard it is to just be myself sometimes, as a walking contradiction of everything that is asked of me....

Then this feedback popped up.

Funny how things take a turn isn't it... cause now I am refuelling my belief that I wasn't born to fit in.

(stealing from Callylouise Stewart) I am actually a pretty big deal 😉 people are lucky to have me in their world and even luckier to have me on their side

(worts and all, cause obviously no one is perfect yes even me 🤣)

I was born to f**k sh*t up, cause chaos and create change 🤪

I wasn't born to be shy and retiring.

Why fit in anyway, when you were born to stand out.

In a row of department stores, I want to continue to be that small quirky independent 😉

02/03/2024

🎶✨ Good Morning, Liverpool Ladies! ✨🎶

Get ready to swing back to the '60s with us because 'Hairspray' the Musical is shimmying its way into the Liverpool Empire, and you're all invited to join the fun! 🎉💃

Let's make it a night to remember – kicking off with a fabulous pre-show dinner where we can chat, chuckle, and chow down on some delicious eats. I'll be booking us a table at a local gem that's just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the theatre's doors. 🍽️🍷

After we've satisfied our appetites, it's time to satisfy our souls with the big-hearted beats and uplifting anthems of 'Hairspray.' We'll be there to cheer on Tracy Turnblad as she dances her way into our hearts and onto national TV!

So who's ready to join me in making the world a little more fabulous? RSVP and let's get ready to let our hair down (or up in a beehive!) at the Liverpool Empire.

💖 Send me a message to book your spot for dinner and secure your seat for a show that's all about dancing, dreaming, and daring to be different.

HairsprayLiverpool

02/03/2024

Enchantresses of the Night Assemble! ✨✨

Hey there, magical mavens! I summon you for a spectacular evening of sorcery and song at the spellbinding sensation that is 'Wicked' the Musical! 🎭🧙‍♀️

Before we defy gravity at the theatre, let's raise a toast to our own sisterhood and share a pre-show dinner. 🍽️🥂

I'll be booking a table, so we may savor delicious flavors and toast our own triumphs and friendship.

This is more than just a night out; it's a chance to connect, laugh, and be swept away to the land of Oz like never before. Dust off your ruby slippers, don your most bewitching attire, and let's make some memories that will outshine the Emerald City!

💌 DM now and let's make this a night of pure enchantment that will echo in our hearts long after the curtain falls.

WickedWomen "

02/03/2024

Hey lovely ladies! 🌟

Are you ready to swap your heels for some thrills? 🎉 Join us for an evening that's all about letting your hair down and embracing the joy of your inner child. 🤸‍♀️

Imagine a place where the only rule is fun – where you can bounce, slide, and play without a care in the world.

That's right, Adult Soft Play 🌈

Escape the daily grind and give yourself the boost of fun you deserve.

Laugh, play, and release all you're grown-up stress, as you dive into ball pits and conquer obstacle courses.

It's more than just play; it's a chance to rejuvenate your spirit and sprinkle a little magic back into life. ✨

And for those who want to add a splash of sophistication to their playtime, the bar is ready to serve up your favorite drinks and hot, delicious food🍔

Unleash your wild side in a space where you usually sit and watch – this time it's your turn! 😜

So! leave the stilettos at home, and come join us for a night where it's all about you. Let's create memories that will have you giggling for days. 💃

📆 Save the date and let's bounce back to happiness together!
Dm to book
Car shares can be discussed if transport is an issue





Can't wait to see you all there! 🥳

Love,

Elfie's - Lets get social

15/02/2024

Good morning ✨️

Growing up and aging... its a beautiful process

As we age we become so much wiser, we heal, grow and change... but does anyone else ever feel like an 18 year old trapped in a woman's body 😆

Welcome to the ramblings of my mind ❤️

Have a beautiful day 🌞

14/02/2024

Our next social event is in the works... watch this space

Only 5 spaces avalible, we like to keep it small and intimate ❤️

12/02/2024

Absolutely gorgeous evening last night with beautiful women 😍

It was so nice coming together, chatting, meditating and getting crafty.

medita

01/02/2024

21/01/2024

Good morning

Just 4 spaces left on our first event dm to book ❤️