10/04/2026
Married man chews married pregnant neighbour
A MARRIED 'mama waluse' in the country's capital city was in court gnashing her not so clean teeth for taking the 'love your neighbor as you love yourself' biblical directive so personally that she ended up extending the romantic love meant for her husband to her neighbour.
A loving and loyal Dumson Sakala, 42, came crying a whole Zambezi River to the Matero Local Court saying his 38 year old wife Martha Banda had been opening her legs for their married neighbour, Mabvuto Mwale who would ferociously use his baby making hose pipe to irrigate the insides of his wife.
Martha, like a committed Jehovah's Witnesse confessed her sins to her husband, saying she had not been faithful to him from the time she was three months pregnant and was therefore seeking forgiveness.
However, instead of getting a hug and an olive branch, Martha was subjected to a cold response that prompted her husband to seek compensation for adultery in court.
Dumson told the court that he wanted a DNA test done on his child as he was not sure if it was really his spermatozoa that won or that of his neighbour.
The court heard that Dumson was devastated the day he learnt that Mabvuto, a Manchester United fan had been scoring goals more than Bruno Fernandes and Marcus Rashford combined in his wife's goal post.
It was discovered that Martha, who is for everyone like the free education policy, would sneak in her neighbour who, unlike the national utility was willing to provide her with power in her spare bedroom, resulting in a gigantic adult WrestleMania match that would even shock Undertaker.
This would always happen when the husband of her youth was at work, hustling to feed her adulterous mouth which she would use on other men.
She confessed to the court that Mabvuto was the one who was available to moisturise her insides at the time when it needed to be moisturised the most (during pregnancy) that she would allow him to enjoy the pleasures of her waist until it was knock off time for her husband.
"Yes, I cheated, I started sleeping with Mabvuto when I was three months pregnant. I also don't know what made me do that but I just had a craving for Mabvuto. We would meet in my spare bedroom when my husband was away for work. Mabvuto would come immediately he knocked off from work, " she confessed.
Like Kaonde parents dancing to the sight of the school feeding programme food meant for their children was how the neighbour would dance for the meat meant for another man.
Mabvuto on the other hand swore by the Matero Boys Secondary School pupils who missed Easter Mass that he did not know Martha.
He told the court that he was happily married to a beautiful wife who was way younger than Martha and that he woould always spend his time at home whenever he knocked off from work.
"I have never slept with this woman your honour. I have a beautiful wife who is young and I would never cheat on her, " said Mabvuto.
"Maybe this woman is mentally unstable because there's no way she would pick on me saying we used to meet in her spare bedroom. I have never even stepped foot on her compound."
In her judgement, Magistrate Harriet Mulenga was conviced that Mabvuto and Martha were really doing illegal Olympic games together despite Mabvuto playing innocent.
Magistrate Mulenga expressed shock at how Martha confessed her adulterous activities in court and ordered her to compensate her husband with K10, 000, which she would pay a K1000 per month.
Meanwhile, Dumson, a devasted husband, who like Taliana Nsama from Nkobekela Tecupo has not been able to dismantle a mountain of the country's staple food because of heartbreak was told to seek therapy where he would be advised to forgive his younger self for marrying the free education policy in a human being.
By Catherine P**e
Kalemba, April 10, 2026
