15/02/2026
A WARNING TO MEN WHO LOVE LICKING VIGINA (GOING SOUTH) 😋⚠️
(EXTREME EDITION — FUNNY, SCARY, AND UNCOMFORTABLY TRUE)
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1. EVERY VA**NA HAS A HISTORY 📜😐
You’re not just tasting her — you’re shaking hands with every ex, fling, side-piece, and “just a friend.”
It’s like attending a reunion you weren’t invited to.
That “fresh” vibe? It comes with footnotes.
Lesson: pleasure carries baggage. Respect it.
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2. GYNECOLOGISTS USE GLOVES… YOU’RE NOT A DOCTOR 🧤🤢
Yes. That’s right. You are bare-faced, tongue-out, unarmed, and about to collect bacterial souvenirs that Harvard scientists haven’t even named yet.
Your tongue is NOT invincible.
Your immune system doesn’t get hazard pay.
You are walking into a microbial war zone.
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3. SOME DISEASES ARE LIKE INVISIBLE NINJAS 🥷🦠
You think you’re safe because “she looks clean”?
LOL.
STDs don’t check Instagram.
Yeast, BV, herpes, HPV — they lurk in shadows, ready to ambush.
One wrong move and your future s*x life becomes a chemistry experiment.
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4. IF IT SMELLS LIKE BIOLOGY PRACTICAL — ABORT MISSION 🚨
Pleasure should smell inviting, not like a high school lab.
Trust your nose — it’s smarter than your libido.
Ignoring it is like ignoring the fire alarm because “I like heat.”
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5. HORMONES LIE, BUT DISEASE DOESN’T 🤬
You’re h***y, but your body doesn’t negotiate.
That wet heat doesn’t care about your ego.
A single misstep = weeks of pain, antibiotics, and regret.
Horniness is temporary. Diseases? Eternal nightmares.
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6. HER TONGUE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE CLEANER THAN YOURS TO BE DEADLY 😱
Even the most “fresh” woman is a walking petri dish.
You think: “It’s fine, I’ll just rinse later.”
Brother… rinse before, rinse during, rinse after.
Your body will thank you (or yell at you later in the ER).
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7. SEXUAL COURAGE WITHOUT DISCERNMENT = SU***DE 😂💀
You might think you’re brave, but bravery doesn’t excuse stupidity.
Random tongues are like Russian roulette with 50 bullets.
Confidence? Yes.
Foolishness? Deadly.
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8. CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT… AND THE TONGUE 👅🐱
Trying to taste everything is not experience, it’s stupidity.
Random holes, random bacteria, random regret.
Be intentional. Be selective. Don’t collect trophies that hurt your future.
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9. VA**NAL “SURPRISES” CAN BE MEDICAL NIGHTMARES 🤢
Discharge? Weird smell? Itchy? Painful? Don’t just “power through.”
Your tongue isn’t a miracle worker.
Ignoring warning signs = free VIP ticket to the STD club.
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10. WISDOM IS SEXY — IGNORANCE IS DEADLY ⚠️🔥
Guys who educate themselves on hygiene, consent, boundaries, and STI prevention…
get laid more, survive more, and laugh at horror stories.
Guys who wing it…
end up crying in the ER.
And memes will be made.
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FINAL WORD:
You want pleasure? Yes.
You want intimacy? Absolutely.
You want a tongue that survives? You need respect, boundaries, and intelligence.
Laugh at the horror, but learn from it.
Your tongue is a guest, not a hero.
Your immune system is the real MVP.
RULES ARE RULES. 😈⚠️
