13/01/2026
The idea that your body has to be perfectly symmetrical like a piece of IKEA furniture is an absolute delusion that is honestly dangerous for the believer. We’ve been sold this lie that if one shoulder is higher than the other or your pelvis has a slight tilt then you’re a ticking time bomb of injury and chronic pain.
Your body is more like a rugged rally car than a fragile glass sculpture because it’s designed to absorb impact and adapt to whatever terrain you throw at it.
If a car’s alignment is a fraction off it doesn't just explode on the highway, and your spine is infinitely more sophisticated because it actually gets stronger when you challenge it.
We are not fragile creatures made of porcelain and the constant fear-mongering about "bad posture" is doing more damage to your nervous system than sitting in a chair ever will.
When you start believing you’re "out of place" you develop a nocebo effect where your brain stays on high alert and creates pain signals for no reason.
The real secret to living pain-free isn't finding a therapist to "crack" you back into a straight line but building enough load capacity so your tissues can handle the stress of your life.
You don't need to be perfectly straight to be brutally strong and the obsession with being "level" is just a distraction from the fact that you probably just need to move more.
Stop listening to the people who treat the human body like a stack of bricks that will fall over if the wind blows the wrong way.
You are a biological masterpiece capable of incredible adaptation so stop worrying about your "alignment" and start building a body that can handle the chaos of the real world.