Funeral Celebrant - Alan Kitchener - retired Police Officer

14/02/2023

Luckily not one of my funeral services!

31/12/2021

Simple but so true.

25/09/2021

I haven't had a request for one of these so far.....

29/07/2021

She said, “Don't call the doctor, I want to fall asleep peacefully, with your hand in mine.” He told her about the past, how they met, their first kiss. they didn't cry, they smiled. They didn't regret anything, they were grateful. Then she repeated softly, 'I love you forever!' He returned her words, gave her a soft kiss on the forehead. She closed her eyes and fell asleep peacefully with her hand in his.
Love is what matters because man comes into this world with nothing other than love and leaves with nothing other than love. Profession, career, bank account, our goods are just tools, nothing more. Everything stays here. Love, as if there was nothing more important in your life.

08/05/2021

I know we're asked many times on FB to share a post but I think this is one that's so relevant.

05/03/2021

Gravestone for a policeman who died on duty in Stoke Newington Abney Park Cemetry, London UK. Abney Park cemetery is one of the Magnificent Seven cemeteries in London, England.

22/02/2021

Seems a little fishy to me.
On the scale of things at least you can say he's closer to his Cod!
After cremation he was bid farewell with chips and a lemon wedge!

The ceremony for the majestic fish was held at Nottingham's Pet Crematorium in West Bridgford - with owner saying it was the first of its kind having previously held funerals for mice, rats, dogs, cats, and even tarantulas during lockdown

18/02/2021

Since I have become a Celebrant I have noticed that some people struggle with the costs of funerals. Many have not made provision to pay for what can be a considerable sum and this stress compounds their anxiety at an already traumatic time. I've also become aware that some people do not make a will which can lead to all sorts of difficulties.
I have a lifelong friend called Sally King who offers a will making service and also advises on Funeral Plans. I would strongly recommend contacting her for professional advice and indeed your own peace of mind.

http://www.croftwills.co.uk/

23/01/2021

I Wanna Be Like You

So far, this is the best piece of music picked by a family to be played at the service. What would you pick?

Certainly raised a smile!

06/01/2021

Please feel free to share amongst your friends.