25/07/2025
Being told to take your clothes off in front of 35 other people!
I went to uni with not much money to spare, so I went for the cheapest campus accommodation - Waveney Terrace. My £36-a-week room had a narrow cot bed, a built-in wardrobe, a desk, and a sink. I shared a corridor (and a kitchen + two showers!) with 13 others. Cosy, right?
Our corridor turned out not to be party animals. We mostly missed the Freshers' Week events and instead spent evenings sitting on the floor, legs intertwined, drinking cheap wine and getting to know each other.
Julie, my next-door neighbour, was also studying physiotherapy. Together, we ambitiously signed up for every sports club - football, rugby, gym, tennis, lacrosse… and then I spotted the men in green. The OTC (Officer Training Corps) was the uni version of the Territorial Army.
Unable to resist showing off my Army gap year experience, I marched up to the stand. They told me it was the only society that paid you to attend - £10 per Monday drill night and £29 per day for weekend camp. And since I was already a commissioned 2Lt, I’d be paid even more! That covered my rent, and I figured it couldn’t be worse than actual Army life… so I signed up.
Then, lectures started.
Julie and I trooped into our first physiotherapy class, where 36 students (only 4 were boys!) sat around hydraulic therapy couches, facing the lecturer.
"Hello, everyone. Take your tops off!"
We were startled. Then, slowly, 32 girls in bras and 4 shirtless guys emerged.
"Now your jeans!"
Cue more hesitation.
“Remember this feeling – this is how your patients will feel every day!”
We all ended up sitting in our underwear.
Julie, however, was mortified - she was wearing a thong and admitted she didn’t own any other type of pants.
Big mistake.
That afternoon, a few of us ran into town and found the biggest pair of pink thermal granny pants we could. We decorated them with her name and pinned them above her door. She saw the funny side... eventually!
The moral? Always wear your Bridget Jones underwear to your physio appointment ;)