
26/08/2025
How to do the bank holiday right.
Step 1. Make protein pancakes that absolutely slap like a filipino throwing her sandal/chancla at you.
Step 2. Enjoy said pancakes without being hit by the chancla.
Step 3. Go see one of my best friends to meet his twins with another close friend and have a proper BBQ.
Step 4. Make time to have a slow morning with cuddles from furry beings.
Step 5. Go to a football game and pretend you're supporting the home team whilst your friend actually supports the away team so we get our lives threatened.
Step 6. Be bloody grateful for being surrounded by wonderful people.
Step 7. Avoid Notting Hill Carnival like the plague from the middle ages.
That's how you do it.
Make life simple and easy and it shall reward you in ways you cannot imagine.