WELCOME TO WEASLEY'S WIZARDING WHEEZES! WE ARE A NON-PROFIT, SOLEY FAN BASED PAGE! WE POST AS WE SEE FIT AND AT TIMES DO USE STRONG LANGUAGE. IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, YOU ARE WELCOME TO UNLIKE US, HIDE US FROM YOUR NEWSFEED, OR CURSE ETERNAL DAMNATION ON US. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT :)
BEFORE PROCEED THE ADMINS WOULD LIKE TO OFFER A FEW REMINDERS:
1. DO NOT ASK TO BE ADMIN BY PAGE MESSAGE, WALL POST, COMMENT, VIDEO, PATRONUS, LETTER(S) WRITTEN IN BLOOD)! WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING ADMINS CURRENTLY, NOR IS IT LIKELY THAT WE WILL IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. IN THE ODD EVENT WE DO SEEK ADMINS, WE WILL HOLD AN ADMIN CONTEST PUBLICALLY ON THE PAGE. ASKING PRIVATELY DOES NOT GET YOU ANYWHERE. ITS IRRITATING AND MAKES IT LIKELY IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT OF AN ADMIN SEARCH, YOU WILL BE DENIED. EXTREMELY PERSISTENT, RUDE, OR INSENSITIVE BEHAVIOR IN REGARDS TO REQUESTING ADMINSHIP WILL RESULT IN BEING BANNED.
2. EVERYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY WANT TO KNOW INVOLVING SHIPS ---> https://www.facebook.com/notes/weasleys-wizarding-wheezes/shipping/546911232050772
3. PAGE MESSAGING US DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU A RESPONSE, SO PLEASE DO NOT ACT OFFENDED IF WE DO NOT INSTANTLY RESPOND. ADMINS ARE PEOPLE TOO. WE GET HUNDREDS OF MESSAGES, CUT US SOME SLACK. BACK IN OUR DAY PAGE MESSAGING DIDN'T EVEN EXIST.
4. RUDENESS OF ANY KIND IS NOT TOLERATED AND WILL RESULT IN BANNING FROM THE PAGE. VIOLATIONS OF THIS INCLUDE:
A. VERBALLY ABUSING A FAN OR ADMIN
B. VERBALLY ABUSING ANOTHER FANDOM
C. PART B INCLUDES TWILIGHT. WE ALL POKE FUN AT TWILIGHT, BUT IN THE END IT NEEDS TO STAY A JOKE. JUST BECAUSE WE DISAGREE ABOUT SOMEONE'S FANDOM, DOESN'T GIVE US THE RIGHT TO VERBALLY ABUSE THE THING THEY LOVE. VERBALLY ABUSING SOMEONE BEING SHIPPED. VERBALLY ABUSING SOMEONE DUE TO SEXUAL ORIENTATION
F. RUDENESS AT ANY EVENT, SUCH AS A BALL FOR EXAMPLE. ANY FORM OF THREAT. ALL THREATS ARE TAKEN SIRIUSLY. CLAIMING THAT OUR DOLPHINS BOB AND STEVE DO NOT EXIST. THEY ARE REEEEEEEEEAL.
5. ADMINS HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST SOMETHING NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO HARRY POTTER.
6. ADMIN NAMES ARE NOT REAL, THEY ARE MEANT TO SHEILD THE IDENTITY AS A MEANS OF PRIVACY AND PROTECTION. ADMIN RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CANNON, NOR IS ANY ADMIN WITH A NAME OF A CHARACTER WHO HAS DIED.
7. THE BIRD BITES.
8. WE TRY NOT TO POST EXCESSIVELY OR SPAM, BUT IF YOU FEEL YOU ARE BEING SPAMMED, PLEASE UNLIKE OR REMOVE US FROM YOUR NEWSFEED.
9. YOU MIGHT TRY AND FIND OUR HIDDEN SWIMMING POOL ;) BOB AND STEVE ARE THERE *DOLPHIN CACKLE*
10. WE HAVE CURRENTLY SUSPENDED ALL PROMOS. WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR UNHEALTHY ADDICTIONS TO OUR AWESOMENESS.
12. SPELLING GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT TO ALL ADMINS HERE, NOT JUST THE GRAMMAR NAZIS. TALKING LIKE A THIRD GRADER IS GREAT...IF YOU'RE A SECOND GRADER. RESPECT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND WE WILL RESPECT YOU.
13. FANDOMS WE NOTABLY SUPPORT: DOCTOR WHO, HUNGER GAMES, PETER JOHNSO--PERCY JACKSON, SHERLOCK, THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS, SUPERNATURAL AND A THOUSAND OTHERS.
14. THE THIRD FLOOR CORRIDOR IS OUT OF BOUNDS TO THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH. LOVE,
THE WWW ADMINS
