Halaal Doctor

05/01/2026

When you deliberately put a seed in a fertile hole, you won't get surprised it germinated even if you deprived it of water.

Why then do you act surprised when someone put his phallus inside you and then you miss your period?

Are you so swepid to think contraceptives, condoms will prevent pregnancy 100%?

02/01/2026

Its not milk that gives blood!!

Its meat that gives you blood.

02/01/2026

Any one still prescribing and doing Widal test to diagnosed typhoid in Nigeria is not different from Harrison gwamishu.

30/12/2025

Wait but women they try o, them know say their man na community pen 15 but for night she go still allow am enter Jerusalem without protection.

Continue allowing him, that HIV, Gonorrhoea, chlamydia, herpes and HPV go soon be your portion.

Continue to they tolerate cheating spouse.

27/12/2025

Some of una wives nor they bath.
Tag her here make we advice her.

27/12/2025

Long after I did my fact findings
Finally they are making it public.

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘀
Investigative report reveals local grinding machines contaminate food with toxic metals like iron and zinc, posing serious long-term health risks....

𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

27/12/2025

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25/12/2025

Eat responsibly as you are celebrating Christmas.

Do not overindulge, becareful with food and how you eat in public places.

Food poisoning is not all about someone putting poison in your food.

Bacteria contamination of your food is the number cause of food poisoning, follow by your enemy.

19/12/2025

Lets see the medical students here.

19/12/2025

You can have a healthy baby without taking folic acid.

18/12/2025

As a lifestyle medicine specialist, I prefer prescribing 3 lump of meat and wash it down with 4 medium size oranges or naturally juice it for your kid when their blood is low.

If you are waiting for me to prescribe iron tablets you will grow old.

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15/12/2025

Blood, semen, va**na fluids are the most dangerous human body fluids.

Followed by sputum, diarrhoea and then stool.

So which one are you always in contact with?
Talk to yourself, be responsible.